Supplies were running low in my village, and I was sent to stock up. Not only must I brave the length of the journey but I must also survive the hustle and bustle of the JC Food Center. My village depended on it, I MUST succeed.
Leaving with enough munnie to get the desired items, I gave my possible final wave to my kin. I began to make my way to my automobile. I got into my red neon, and started it up. The main street was to come next in my excursion. VROOOM! The cars were zooming down the street, and I had to make a left turn. I knew that if I was off a split second my life was over. “Don’t you worry, it’s gonna be alright! Cause I’m always ready I won’t let you out of my sight!” The car switched songs and spoke this to me, I knew David was with me. Hurriedly I made a perfect 90 degree turn and barely made into the street. The drive after that wasn’t too bad, except the many temptations of fast food. As I pulled into the Lot of Parking, I began my decent into the store. I walked in but was quickly taken out by a shopping cart! “NOOOO!” I cried as I rived in pain from the impact. “I must continue!” I thought so, with a little limp, I grabbed a cart of my own and pushed it into an isle. WHOOOSH! A swarm of Easy Mac attacked. I quickly pulled out my sward and began chopping at the wrenched things. I slayed each and every one of them. I trudged on down the long narrow hallway of food only to find that they were OUT OF PICKLES! “How could this be!” I cried, “How will we all eat now?” This wouldn’t stop me. I was the leader of my tribe and I would make a big decision as to what else to purchase, but first I needed to complete my list. MILK, STEAK, DOUGHNUT STICKS, and COFFEE FILTERS were the other items on the list. I thought I would knock out the coffee filters and doughnut sticks first, being that the other two items both come from The Cow. I withdrew the list into my sash and turned towards the isle where they were located. As I turned out into a mainstream row, I saw her. She was gorgeous. Her skin was perfectly tanned, her eyes twinkled like a star on the dimmest of nights, and her curves were kicking. “Hi,” was all I could mumble out. She replied with a simple smile and wave. Though I didn’t know it, I knew I was under this woman’s spell. “Must fight!” I grunted out. “Must resist the beauty! Can’t be distracted from mission!” I then found myself following the young lady as we flirted back and fourth. If she hadn’t said she was from Gibson Southern, the rival tribe of Princeton, I would have stayed. I managed to stop looking back as I stared at her backside, but I willed myself to focus. The Cow was coming, I drew my sword. MOOOOO! It sounded its savage war cry. “GAAWAAAA!!!!” I cried back as I lunged into the freezer section. The battle raged on for hours as I looked to chop the primes cut of meat. After finally finding the one I wanted I proceeded to take a gallon of its milk, this thoroughly pissed it off. It turned and charged straight toward me. Just as it was about to ram me I braced myself and punched. The force of the blow sent The Cow spiraling into the depths of 11:00 pm night! I had now fulfilled my shopping agenda and proceeded to the checkout. After paying for the goods I went back into the Lot of Parking and make the venture back home. I was rewarded with a 24 pack of Mt. Dew for this quest of bravery.
This is me going to the grocery store and seeing a hot girl. Then coming home.
Author notes
this is the second Oremis The Great story... hope you all enjoyed... if u liked this one check out the other Oremis The Great!
A contest entry
- U B Funny - I B Judge by MDavid.
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Lemme know wht you think of it please.
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Crazy. absolutely nuts. a few spelling areas and paragraphing issues, but a good read.
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Cute
Cute story. I enjoyed reading it and I liked the general craziness of it all. The Cow bit confused me - what, in the real world, was Our Hero actually fighting? Nothing at all? The freezer full of steaks?
However, you didn't mention what myth (if any) this story was based on. Tut tut.
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i had to go buy milk and steak... both comming from a cow so yea... srry if that confused u... and its not really baised on anything too much... got the idea for the first one and it from like Conan: The Barbarian lol
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The objective was to write a story I would think is funny and I'm an old dude, so it was over my head. I know it took some effort and I know others like this writing a great deal. I do see some humor in the randomness of it all. Thanks for entering.
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wow, this was a fairly ingenious piece of writing. very random indeed, but we can all use some of that in our daily lives. the adventure was certainly a fun one!
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Awesome
*takles and hugs* i love it it is soo funny! you need to keep it up! *bear hugs*
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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this was good i dont like how u spelled money but i like how u made this short trip seem like a real adventure. i knew before i even read it though that it would not really be the way u protrayed it
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Were you supposed to be in the past or in the future? I don't really get it all. You should probably think about doing a chacter description. But other than that(execpt for some spelling errors) your good.
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*Bear/Tackle hug!* Hehe
I love you like woah for writing this! Hehe, I'm gonna bookmark this and the other one while I still remember!
Haha, I'm gonna kidnap you one day *insert evil laugh*
ily emily =) that rhymed..
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lol great one dude.
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