Amazing news flash! 1
Local farmers wife got tired of mice over running her house. Neighbor, Mrs. Pirdy Mae Pratt reported today. 2
Her neighbor, Mrs. Lilly Bell Jones, cornered three of the mice that turned out to be blind and managed to chop their tails clean off with her sharpest kitchen butcher knife. 3
It was the one she used to hollow out the hogs bellies when she slaughtered them. 4
She thought if she cut their tails off it would be a lesson to the others and they would all leave her house.5
The final straw came when she found out they were eating away the block of cheese she was saving for herself.6
The main thing that puzzles this reporter is, how did she know they were blind? 7
Were they born that way, or had she done something previously to them to render them to be blind.8
Be sure to read tomorrows issue for updates to this story and others. 9
Peter Cottontail, Editor10
Brought to you by: Bunny News11
Author notes
this is based on nursery rhyme three blind mice
Three blind mice,
See how they run!
They all ran after a farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife.
Did you ever see such a sight in your life,
As three blind mice?
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What did you think? Please comment!
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good *Hug*
that is cool talking about the story and the rabbit good job I wish I could make up stories and poems like you I cant write and poems or stories like you !!!!!!!
GREAT JOB 
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lol this is awesome! it was funny to read i really enjoyed it its a really creative idea, awesome job!
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Ha ha ha. Hey, they are helpless little mouses..... let them live in peace for crying out loud. Farmer's wives are meanest critters alive.
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thats the cutest thing ive ever read.....it made me laugh......haha anywayz i really liked it
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Very Creative
Oh my gosh. How twisted yet creative and thought provoking with a sprinkle of the dark side. I never had wondered how those three blind mice became blind. Now I may have nightmares. I must find Mary's Little Lamb before bed to change the scenery.
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As the attorney for the mice, I have to advise you that any further slandering of my clients reputation as fine, upstanding farm mice will result in legal action. Their mutilation occured after many years of loyal crumb cleaning on floors left unswept by one Lily Belle Jones who is often seen at the local saloon guzzling down beer and defaming her hard-working mice.
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a clever idea, taking a twisted view of 3 blind mice. nice to see a different format on AP, too. i am wondering whether you write a lot of stories. i like this little story. thanks for your visit to my AP.
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Maybe there was a slight hint when the mice continously ran into wall and she knew they weren't getting intoxicated off the stolen cheese!
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Great. I think the mice deserved what they got. Anyway, I liked this one. It had a investigative feel to it. Good job.
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This is so adorable and cute idea. THis is such a nice contest idea dna there are some really cute articles. I am gonna read all of them at one go.
Good luck in the contest
Effie
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AMAZING NEWS FLASH!
That is adorable
Nursery rhymes into news reports,
I did that in 4th or 5th grade
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Its blatent mouse abuse I tells ya. Poor little disease covered, poop dropping critters... that's three down and a few hundred billion to go. Blind... yeah... she was doin' them a favor... yeah
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