Er' Body In the World Gettin' Jesus

Toung talkin’ is very bad1

Yeah but I got the Holy Ghost though2

1 here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 43

Everyone walkin’ through the front doors4

Coming back for the Holy Ghost, they want more5

Praying for God to heal their aches and sores6

You know we love Jesus galore7

Watching as his Holy Spirit pours 8

Praying for revival, knockin’ on some doors9

Now we at church rollin’ on the floor10

Here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 111

Satan tripin’ he don’t know we won12

How many Christians, he’ll take none13

Taken the gospel to the world and stun14

We can beat the devil bare fist, we don’t need a gun15

Now we’re stepping on his head for fun16

Chorus (4X’s)17

Er’ body in the world gettin’ saved18

Er’ body in the world gettin’ Jesus19

2 here comes the 3 to the 4 to the 520

Now we lookin’ Satan strait in the eyes21

You better run before you not alive22

God’s love is great , to that I’ll testify23

Men standin’ strong for their kids and wives24

Women submittin’ to their husbands that’s no lie25

Waiting for the day that we meet in the skies26

Satan you lost, better realize27

Here comes the 4 to the 3 to the 228

Satan looks confused don’t know what to do29

Cuz everyone around him has prayed through30

He wouldn’t have wanted power if he only knew31

I hope hells hot enough just for you32

You ain’t gonna win dude get a clue33

Satan please tell us what you gonna do34

Chorus35

3 here comes the 4 to the 5 to the 636

If your life is corrupted God can fix37

Anything you’ve done His love will stick38

Just tell him you love him and quit playin’ tricks39

Tell that ugly devil to dismiss40

Satan don’t cry, they’ll be a remix41

Here comes the 5 to the 4 to the 342

Go run and hide up in a tree43

Get away, you can’t mess with me44

We wouldn’t smoke that joint even if you gave it to us free45

Dude we don’t care, WWJD46

Chorus47

Author notes

This is a parody to Er' Body in the Club Gettin' tipsy.  It is my christian version I made up!  God bless

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  • JLynn-4God
    January 18, 2007
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    Awesome

    I absolutly love it!!!!!!! Great fix to the song.

    beginning: 5, language: 5, ending: 5.

  • ATLHustlaGIrl
    December 16, 2006
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    this is a really good piece, i like the fact that it's a j-kwon remix. you're lyrics are funny and relatable but you still managed to stay on the beat. i'm not a big fan of religious poetry, but a good poem (and in this case good lyrics are always good).


  • SegerFan
    June 16, 2004
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    this is kinda kewl - it fits the tipsy rap just perfectly -- bloody brilliant --


  • Harlequin Girl
    May 17, 2004
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    thats frikin hillarious. you should make a satan version too. lmao.


  • May 7, 2004
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    W.W.J.D!!!!

    Andrew this is awsome... I cant wait till you sing it at a talent show or sumthin Devil you betta' recognize, we bout to stomp you just for fun!

  • earthlygoddess
    May 6, 2004
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    haha! yeah, i definately sang in that to the tipsy rap...before I knew that was what you were going for...must have been the "Er'body" that's so funny. I guess cause I'm a Christian it's more freaking huh-larious. hehe, weird and original. I needed to laugh. peace -mary/nevaeh

  • Rambler
    May 6, 2004
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    limited

    As a Christian I applaud whatever I find that is pro-God. As a thinking Christian I have a deep aversion to marketing crap (espcially Christian marketing crap) like WWJD and anything that has a whiff of the embarrassingly stupid Left Behind series. This appears to be a song, one which I could hardly envision being sung outside a Pentecostal or Charismatic church, which is fine, just an observation. But with the general thrust of the piece being pro-God I can go with.

  • abizmal
    May 6, 2004
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    odd

    well... its a tipsy parody,... ill give u that much....

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