Dear Diary, is the most common Diary title. I like to start with the beginning of my day.
Hey,
My morning totally sucked. Period. The Boss called me in this morning to cover the latest fashion crisis. Brittany Smears thought up a "Pregnant Cat Suit" it looks like those leather cat suits except, there is extra material around the belly so that her baby can be in there too.
Brittany Smears is such a ditz. She thinks that every guy she dates has to give her something so that they can remain together. The last story i covered her on was "Brittany's a fortune teller???" This story explained the songs Smears made up for example, "Oops i Did It Again" This is now her Second baby. Do you see the realtion? And I am tired of being the one that covers Brittany Smears. Why can't I cover someone as hot as Brandon Route or Chad Michael Murphy. I would quit this job but, only 2 things stand in my way:My uncle Bob Terrizoni and My love for journalism. The way the media portrays a journalist is finding the worst in every one but, in my case all there is only bad things to tell about Smears.There are some journalists that fit that description and I work with one. Daniel Abercrombie. Yes, I work in a famous Peoples Jouraling firm. The thing about all this that is ironic is that everyone treats me like a famous person. But I am just Tilly Thompson. The blonde wanna-be brunette that always screws things up. Then the most uncoordinated person in the firm makes a mistake and they all just ignore it like everything is just "pansy Dansy" a saying my dad used to say when I was younger.
Terrizoni or the Boss as i call him, is the head honcho and wants me to succeed him. 1
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Tell u more later,4
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Tilly Thompson
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The famous people in this story have changed names to protect my personal thoughts about them from being criticised.
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i thought it was good very interesting
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this is great
fun and real I like it...lol im inno way a britney fan but i feel for her for some reason. did you mean to mispell her name? just in case its britney spears. but if you didn't then i like the pun its a funny twist
some capitalization needs to be changed...oops. i see the not about naechanging. i think its okk if you didn't change it cause you mentioned her song and her kid and everything...anyays creative and fun good job!!!



