Dear Me, Myself, and I,1
Oh yeah...and Dear Diary.2
Today was just like any other day. Being perfect is hard I know. Because that is what I am. I am popular, beautiful, and a senior. Everyone wants to be me.3
I woke up this morning and shaved my legs, as usual. Heaven forbid that I may have stubble! I blew dry my bleached-blond hair so it was straight. Make-up was the usual, smoky eyes, red lips, and tanned skin. I left my house perfect, of course.4
I was late for school yet again. I can't be bothered with things that interfere with my social life. The day flew by. The cute boys talked with me, of course. What else would they do?5
I went home to call my girlfriends on my pink cell phone. We all had dates tonight. We talked about what we should wear. I'm wearing a mini skirt and a cute tube top. I just have to add some more make-up.6
I went out with what's-his-name. He's cool and all, but not my type. He's on the football team. However, he's not a quarter-back or team captain. I dumped him.7
As I lay here writing I'm thinking about the future. Tomorrow maybe I'll wear my short shorts and a halter. That should get the attention of the point guard of the basketball team. He's so cute. And soon, he'll be mine.8
Love,9
Me, Me, Me, and of course...ME!10
Author notes
I look around my school there are a group of girls that think they are all that. I took on their attitude's and tried to write what was going on in my mind. I tried to make it kind of funny as well, but I'm not sure I succeeded.
Oh yeah, this is a prewrite.
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Those kinda hos be the dumest of'm all. I mean, we all knows there be no such thing as a perfect ho. There just be perfect P.I.M.P's (like me).
Back when me was in highskool, there be dumb blond hos who no want gettin pimped. they be all like, my daddy a lawyer, i soo u if u smack me. so i just find tha dirty hos and me smacks them. yo yo yo.
Word up. keepin it real dawg. make fun of them biatches -
terrific satirical writing! you've captured a stereotype very well. (and of course, stereotypes come from real people we observe.
good write. and good luck in the contest. -
It is very funny! Took my mind off of a few things that are bothering me lately... made me wonder if that's really how they thing? 
If it is, I don't envy them! (Not that I really envy them anyways...)
Anyway, great write. Sorry it took me so long to comment on it, and good luck in my contest! Thanks for entering.
Kate
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Darned funny. Perfect..of course.
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What a perfect poem from a perfect girl...
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Hmm smokey eyes red lips and tan body. Damn sounds sexy. Still would compare to you though
Great write, good luck in the CONtest.
~Dios~
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