Story One: Twiggys' Revenge

Once upon a time, there was fat, ugly 6-year-old girl named Ulga. Ulga’s favorite food was melted cheese.

Ulga had a crush on a guy named Andrew at her school. One day she went up to him and tried to kiss him on the cheek, but he picked up her melted cheese and poured it on her head, burning her face. She licked her lips, too happy to notice that her face was burned. She tried to sit down right beside him, but he pulled her chair out from under him making her hit her head on the table. Blood dripped down her face, but she still didn’t care.

Ulga got up and said to Andrew, “I love you!” as the bell rang. On her way home from school, she crossed through the forest leading to her house. When she got home she drank a gallon of melted cheese and went to bed. She got up at two in the morning and had to go to the bathroom really bad but her mom was in the bathroom. She went into the forest and went to the bathroom on a tree which had a circle on the tip of a triangle, a cirangle, engraved in the bark. That tree was called Twiggy.

The next morning on her way to school, she passed through the forest and saw a little dot that was Andrew at the end of the path where the bus stop was. She started singing like she does when she is really happy, but then she heard this horrible screechy noise that was her voice. She started to run until she tripped over a stick (that she could have sworn two chipmunks were holding). Ulga fell into the tree she had gone to the bathroom on yesterday, and banged her head on the trunk. Blood spewed everywhere.

When Ulga woke up, she got up and looked around to find that she was in a hospital. She got up and looked in the mirror to find that she was a huge pimply 8-year-old girl. Ulga screamed and ran outside. She saw her old school across the street, and ran to the forest by the park. Although, it wasn’t a forest anymore, it was a park. She walked slowly, looking at the new scenery, until she saw her old house.

She started singing again in her most horrible voice, but then she heard that screechy noise again and started running as fast as her fat, flabby legs could carry her (she thought that Twiggy was coming for her again). Then she saw him: Twiggy. She tried running the other way, but a swarm of sharp rocks were coming at her, so she was trapped. She saw an opening by Twiggy that was just big enough for her to fit through, so she ran for it. Right when she got the opening, Twiggy moved in the way. She hit her head into him and cracked it open. Though Ulga was slowly and painfully dying, she could still see that unforgettable mark: the cirangle.