Those who read my poems all the time must have read my last one that basically talks about bad luck.I am now going to tell you about the day I wrote that poem.A couple of years ago,I used to walk to school with this friend of mine and she always insisted on walking on the side of the street that i hated. Well one day we were walking and i tripped. I heard something rip and i saw that there's a little tear in my pants.I'd like to take the opportunity and tell you about my pants. They were part of the school uniform, made of third class fabric, obligatory to wear(they were pretty uptight about that one), and looked like something a seventy-year-old man would shrink from wearing. Anyway i just kept walking but by the time i was in class that innocent little tear had gone crazy and it had gone all the way down to the end. My whole leg was exposed! 1
It was a painful day to go through!i had to sit all day inside the class; even on recess. Would you believe that the whole fucking school doesn't have a needle or thread? Or that every principle came and shouted at me when they saw me alone in class during recess? Or that i had to live through the dread that anyone of the teachers would ask me to the board. I naturally had to call home but no one was there. I had to wait till the last period before my aunt brought me some pants. Think the drama ended there? No sir! The gate to our building was close so I couldn't go to the bathrooms. I had to change in a little kitchen which by the way didn't have a lock. Picture this! I had to wear my pants, hold the door, and watch out for any neighbors not to see me.And just picture me with my foot in the air, half way through my pants, and them me falling on my ass. 2
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So with little dignity i had left and returned to class. My Math teacher saw me and smiled thinking he had caught me changing cause i got socked my the blood of my period. Stupid ass! But all in all it was a horrible day and i wrote that poem to let off some steam. I have the worst luck ever!4
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hiiiiiii..complicated story but i figured it out in the end..hope u wont suffer fm tht again..good luck..later
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it only took that long to settle down?man i must be funny dont know it.i only spent one year in that godforsaken dump and since its my final year, i dont think ill be going back there.and as curious as i am,im not gonna read that poem you wrote especially since you went as far as to write: zeltria plz dont read.youve already erased a lot of stuff so you wont insult me and im pretty sure that there are things you didnt post for the same reason.sooo....as you wish and thanks for the heads up.
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Zeltria, dear little Zeltria, I have refrained from commenting until now, just to let all the laughter settle down, you know how it is.
Anywayz, you tore your pants and exposed your leg?? Well now thats not such a bad thing is it? you have oh so sexy legs that it is almost a crime to cover them up!! So my suggestion to you is, that the next time you split your pants just rip them off all together. That way you wont fall over and land on your sexy ass.
And now to that stupid ass teacher of yours. One day he will tear his pants, and when you look you will find that he wears womens underwear!! You will see that your teacher has on a pair of lacy pink knickers because in secret he's a crossdresser. You will find infact that he also wears see through bra's and high heel shoes.
So the moral to my comment is......
If you split your pants and expose your ass.........
Phone me up so I can see
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"and looked like something a seventy-year-old man would shrink from wearing." Now that's pretty bad! Gah, now that's what I'd call a horrible day. I can see where the 'inspiration' to that poem came from now, lol. Well, hope things have gotten better for you. Email me sometime! Aeradai@aol.com
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ouch! but then i guess one can get used to anything by time and im not surprised at all that you dont feel the pain anymore. most skaters are. by the way are you very good? i love watching competitions on espn and wish i could be like them but......well lets just say im afraid of falling on my ass
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Don't worry, I always fall on me ass! I just laugh it off, after a while it doesn't even hurt! I sk8 tho so after a while nothing hurts! lol, last time I fell I was at the ice rink and I fell over and someones ice skate blade got lodged into my leg an I was sent to hosp. and was given 4 stiches and It didn't hurt at all!! I wanted to go back on the ice :'(
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it doesnt sound evil at all. true i didnt laugh that day but when looking back now i can laugh me head off. i think im developing a habit of falling on my ass cause it happened today too. i was getting ready to go to a party and i thought there was a seat but there wasnt and you know what? it still hurts!
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Great!! :D
That was refreshingly different! It made me laugh. I know that sounds evil but just thinking of your embarrassment all you can do is laugh it off. I love it! Well done!
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