What Happens In Our Weird World
Meet Aurora, Bree, Dasha, and Fuzzi. Yes, Fuzzi. They are BEST friends. The four were walking down the chaotic hall of school. Bree was being her gloomy hiss-y self. Aurora was being psychotic and yelling random stuff such as MARSHMALLOWS! Every few seconds. Dasha was thinking that this would make an awesome story. Fuzzi...was being...an 8-legged wildebeest.
“YAY A SHARPIE,” yelled Aurora, “I love sharpies! I shall draw a frooglepoopillion Ipods Of Doom on your cranium and give you a concussion Bree!” After Bree successfully hissed and scared Aurora off, Aurora decided to be a ‘tard. “I’m gonna go poke Fuzzi!”
Seconds later, she ran by Dasha and Bree.
“SHIT!” she yelled being chased by Fuzzi.
While Dasha was laughing her head into a neurotic state, Bree yelled after Aurora, “OIIIII! I told you we shouldn’t have pissed it off...”
A minute later, Aurora was standing by Bree again. They were singing one of their favorite songs together.
Bree would say, “I SET!” and *Aurora would echo her.
“I SET”
“I SET”
“MY FRIENDS”
“MY FRIENDS”
“ON FIRE”
"ON FIRE”
“Would you two PLEASE stop?” Yelled Fuzzi. “Don’t make me come up there...PLEASE! Or I will electrify you with a gargantunormous flushable cheesy flammable (or inflammable) styrofoam microhard large pointy sword with attitude that only a beast warrior bunny wearing wild trousers and hissing Beatles songs would use.”
“Was that an acronym?” asked Dasha
“Indubitably.” replied Fuzzi.
“Fine,” Aurora and Bree *hissed at Fuzzi together...hey, they ARE twins.
“Anyone want to come over after school? We have Marshmallows, beef stroganoff, croissants, sausage and ICE CREAM!!! DROOL!!!!!!” Said Dasha. Fuzzi was still trying to attack Aurora.
“Hehehe....DYING TICKLES!” Aurora’s voice crescendoed.
Dasha looked at Bree with a look of despair.
“Should we stuff them into a limo?” Bree asked her.
“With a neurotic hippo?” suggested Dasha.
“And a seagull with and Adam’s apple holding a light bulb.”
“Magically delicious,” agreed Dasha.
The music in the halls started, signaling they only had a minute to get to class. All four of the best friends yelled “SHIT!” at the same time and ran off.
Author notes
Heh took some editing, but I fixed it! Yay!
~Aurora~
A contest entry
- FISH! Okay, now that I have your attention... by Trillian.
302 points, ended December 12, 2006, 10 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next story in this contest, remove from contest - Hey, look...a porcupine!! by Andrew Timothy.
225 points, ended May 1, 2007, 11 entries
Honorable mention
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Honorable mention
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Lol this was verrry randomly random. Just what I wanted!
YEAHHH!
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must learn set friends on fire song *twich* Burst into brightly colored rinoserious tusks that are burning with a purpleish flame. cool. crap. *humming the tune to dust in the wind* WEEEE! ok, depressed now, not quite suicidal yet.
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Hmm.... cool
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this was really funny..and yeah its not so much my friends who are like this.....its me! lol
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LoL, that was really random and you prolly wouldn't, or maybe you would believe that alot of my friends are like that ALL the time!
I really enjoyed reading this. The only thing I didn't quite catch was all the **** stars...thanks for entering the contest! -
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like me?? lol
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Yes, just like you Kelly, lol
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lol. This was really good...and random! I love random! Anyway, nice writting and now I know what u are really like! I think I'm ganna read and comment all ur stories cause I'm bored now^^ K off I go!
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That... is... so... AWESOME! I'd give you first place, but you already have a shit load of points, so I'll give you second, but his is my favorite story. It's so random, but not all childish like most of the rest of the stories. Brilliant!
Good job on using 69 of my words! Holy!
Keep on writing!
Trillian =)
beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.
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Interesting. Background made it hard to see and hurt my eyes. I remember being young *sigh*
~*Brooke*~
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