Conversation of Me (AuroraPheonix) and another mad Lunatic

T 0neWingedAngel:  'ullo1

AuroraPheonix:  hey2

T 0neWingedAngel:  ^^3

T 0neWingedAngel:  how goes it?4

AuroraPheonix:  good, slightly bored, but good. You?5

T 0neWingedAngel:  I'm ok6

T 0neWingedAngel:  what's up?7

T 0neWingedAngel:  ^^8

AuroraPheonix:  Nothing much...just surfing AP for something to read9

T 0neWingedAngel:  your new poem...10

T 0neWingedAngel:  its excellent11

T 0neWingedAngel:  ^^12

AuroraPheonix:  newest?13

T 0neWingedAngel:  aye14

AuroraPheonix:  I have no idea what it was...I just sorta felt like exploring my brain and that's what came out...15

T 0neWingedAngel:  lol16

T 0neWingedAngel:  well there you have it..17

AuroraPheonix:  does it mean I'm going crazy j/k?18

T 0neWingedAngel:  yes! 19

T 0neWingedAngel:  it does!20

T 0neWingedAngel:  you're going outsane!21

AuroraPheonix:  outsane? is that the opposite reversed opposite of insane?22

T 0neWingedAngel:  *ahem*23

T 0neWingedAngel:  being insane...24

T 0neWingedAngel:  in sane25

T 0neWingedAngel:  means you're in sanity...26

T 0neWingedAngel:  therefore27

T 0neWingedAngel:  I am outsane28

AuroraPheonix:  aaaah...nice out there logic29

T 0neWingedAngel:  isn't it though?30

T 0neWingedAngel:  ^^31

AuroraPheonix:  it's actually 'out-sane' logic, which is actually the best kind when you think about it for a few minutes. Reversed, out there, and truly unusual, though definitely the best kind there is32

T 0neWingedAngel:  *nods*33

T 0neWingedAngel:  exactly!34

T 0neWingedAngel:  soooo how have ya been?35

AuroraPheonix:  which proves that ummm... *dives for a dictionary, but then tosses it aside, looking utterly confused* cows can fly?36

AuroraPheonix:  been pretty good...37

T 0neWingedAngel:  LOL38

T 0neWingedAngel:  good good39

T 0neWingedAngel:  *laughs*40

T 0neWingedAngel:  and yes they can41

T 0neWingedAngel:  I hath seen them42

AuroraPheonix:  really? well what about PINK POLKADOTTED ONES?43

T 0neWingedAngel:  nah.44

T 0neWingedAngel:  those swim45

AuroraPheonix:  what about the green blue-striped ones? I thought I saw one the other day but it seemed more to be floating than flying. Though, of course, I've a pink pig with fluffy hair fly by my classroom window a few times, and it seems to think I'm a complete lunaticc...46

T 0neWingedAngel:  go figure...47

T 0neWingedAngel:  they do that sometimes48

T 0neWingedAngel:   49

AuroraPheonix:  lol...what would people think if they actually thought I was being literal? that's a scary thought50

T 0neWingedAngel:  *shudders*51

T 0neWingedAngel:  I can imagine52

AuroraPheonix:  funny, nay absolutely hilarious, but scary53

T 0neWingedAngel:  aye54

T 0neWingedAngel:  *eats a book*55

AuroraPheonix:  hmmm...I distinctly remember that book being a hot-pink pegasus a few minutes ago, and then a minature, pink elephante juggling purple, green-striped balls just a few minutes ago...56

T 0neWingedAngel:  *gulps and then her eyes widen*57

T 0neWingedAngel:  O.O58

T 0neWingedAngel:  *coughs*59

AuroraPheonix:  why are you coughing? haven't you had other such mysterious UFO on EARTH sitings?60

T 0neWingedAngel:  o.o61

T 0neWingedAngel:  what?62

AuroraPheonix:  *cackles like a mad woman, skipping off* *screeches in terror at the sight of a winged yellow elephante fire-breathing, red-eyed demonic something*63

AuroraPheonix:  imagination, isn't it the most useful tool?64

T 0neWingedAngel:  *twitches her one wing*65

T 0neWingedAngel:  ...mhm...66

AuroraPheonix:  one wingses ain't too helpful fer flyin', yah know. need 'bout fif'y some''m wings if'n yah wants ta really fly like'n a pro67

T 0neWingedAngel:  lol...68

T 0neWingedAngel:  I can't really fly69

T 0neWingedAngel:  not without the other one70

T 0neWingedAngel:  which I can get71

T 0neWingedAngel:  but72

T 0neWingedAngel:  its tiring73

T 0neWingedAngel:  ^^74

AuroraPheonix:  Aaaaah...den what'n da world do you do wit only one wingses? a waist of space if'n you asks me!75

T 0neWingedAngel:  can't help it76

T 0neWingedAngel:  the other one got torn off77

T 0neWingedAngel:  so78

T 0neWingedAngel:  I just got one79

T 0neWingedAngel:  is black!80

T 0neWingedAngel:  the other one is white81

AuroraPheonix:  Who tored it off?82

T 0neWingedAngel:  but I have to do a transformation thing..83

T 0neWingedAngel:  heh84

T 0neWingedAngel:  long story85

T 0neWingedAngel:  and I don't feel like recalling those memories86

AuroraPheonix:  aaaaah...*leaps forward with a sword, chopping the other off* *laughs hysterically*87

T 0neWingedAngel:  *steps backwards and hovers in the air*88

T 0neWingedAngel:  you missed89

T 0neWingedAngel:  and don't try that again...90

T 0neWingedAngel:  *narrows her eyes*91

AuroraPheonix:  *whines like a baby* *pouncing onto the back of a fire-breathing pink and purple pegasus, laughing like mad lunatic*92

AuroraPheonix:  hah, I have this like crazy prompting to copy our conversation on AP just to see what people say...a forewarning, you understand...so be your craziest,  'cause my mom and dad both want the computer in a while93

T 0neWingedAngel:  o.o94

T 0neWingedAngel:  that would be odd95

T 0neWingedAngel:  but in adition...96

T 0neWingedAngel:  addition*97

T 0neWingedAngel:  HI PEOPLE!98

T 0neWingedAngel:  there99

T 0neWingedAngel:  I'm satisfied...100

AuroraPheonix:  lol...nice addition...101

AuroraPheonix:  now on to the craziness, now that warning's are done...*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH* A GIANT MAN EATING MAMMOTH AND A PINK DINY-SOAR COMING TO CHOMP US TO PIECES!102

AuroraPheonix:  RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!103

AuroraPheonix:  Don't letses it eat us!104

T 0neWingedAngel:  *blinks*105

T 0neWingedAngel:  thats your shoe..106

T 0neWingedAngel:  umm107

T 0neWingedAngel:  what did you feed it this morning?108

AuroraPheonix:  What aboutses my shoe?109

T 0neWingedAngel:  what'd you feed it?110

T 0neWingedAngel:  o.o111

AuroraPheonix:  o' course I fed it, apple 'n fish, as us'al! an' it enjoyed it vury much, think ye vury much!112

AuroraPheonix:  an' it 'njoyed it vury much, thank ye vury much! an' asides, why do you ask?113

T 0neWingedAngel:  umm was it that apple and fish...that I had put next to the microwave?114

T 0neWingedAngel:  *nervous laughter*115

T 0neWingedAngel:  he heh heh 116

T 0neWingedAngel:  because if it was...117

T 0neWingedAngel:  ummm118

AuroraPheonix:  yepsers, why do yah ask?119

T 0neWingedAngel:  your shoe will never be the same...120

AuroraPheonix:  (reverts back to reality for one moment to deliver a special message: AHEM ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MOM IS STILL HARPING TO GET OFF...MUST GET OFF IN A FEW MINUTES OR WILL LOOSE HEAD) now...where were we? aah yeha, the shoe...why will it never be the same?121

T 0neWingedAngel:  I don't know122

AuroraPheonix:  if you poison my pwecious shoe *growls in hieghtening anger*123

T 0neWingedAngel:  but I know this124

T 0neWingedAngel:  it wasn't normal125

T 0neWingedAngel:  *twitches her one wing*126

T 0neWingedAngel:  *blinks*127

AuroraPheonix:  aaaaaaaai...I'm going to have to get off once we finish this conversation and I add this chatting to AP...so, any last message, Ladies and Gentlemen, any last closing statements to conclude the message of today?128

T 0neWingedAngel:  don't feed your shoes...129

AuroraPheonix:  I have one: BE YOURSELF! If yourself's crazy and wants to comment 'eat pink-flavored chicken wings, by golly tell me to eat pink flavored chicken wings!130

T 0neWingedAngel:  you'll regret it131

T 0neWingedAngel:  aiiiiiight132

T 0neWingedAngel:  *poke*133

AuroraPheonix:  and that, Ladies and Gentlemen, was our amusement for today!134

AuroraPheonix:  *runs off stage clutching bottom* *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah* how dare you pokeses my pwecious bottom!135

T 0neWingedAngel:  umm136

T 0neWingedAngel:  can I die yet?137

AuroraPheonix:  aaaaaaaaah...yeah, bye...I'll be off in a few minutes138

AuroraPheonix:  you've been dead...duh!139

AuroraPheonix:  we done? 'cause I'm copying whatever we have.140

T 0neWingedAngel:  *dies*141

T 0neWingedAngel:  thanks142

T 0neWingedAngel:  I feel better143

AuroraPheonix:  *turns aside to the audience* and that, ladies and gents, is our final show for today144

AuroraPheonix:  I'll give you an official goodbye on AP145

T 0neWingedAngel:  aye146

T 0neWingedAngel:  sayonara147

T 0neWingedAngel:  *pokes the audiance*148

T 0neWingedAngel:  cool!149

T 0neWingedAngel:  *posessses someone*150

AuroraPheonix:  ummm...yeah, that's what excitement can do for you, ladies and gents151

T 0neWingedAngel:  yayyy152

AuroraPheonix:  *pokeses her to keep her mouth shut*153

T 0neWingedAngel:  being posessive is fun!154

T 0neWingedAngel:  on a side note: kids don't try this at home155

AuroraPheonix:  your mothers will be sure to send you to the hospital for examines more often156

AuroraPheonix:  and that WILL CONCLUDE OUR SHOW157

AuroraPheonix:  No more comments, ma'am...you just keep your trap shut, you'n your smart-mouthing! j/k158

T 0neWingedAngel:  *vanishes and a few stray feathers float to the ground*159

T 0neWingedAngel:  am I gone yet?160

AuroraPheonix:  yes161

AuroraPheonix:  no thanks162

T 0neWingedAngel:  what do you mean no thanks?163

T 0neWingedAngel:  ah well164

T 0neWingedAngel:  odd..165

AuroraPheonix:  I meant don't give any thanks because it'll drag out our conversation and show, young miss!166

T 0neWingedAngel:  I vanishes a moment ago...167

T 0neWingedAngel:  and yet I am here168

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  • HoldMe
    April 4, 2004
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    Yepses, we arsh! An' I t'ink I got all dat infromatrion that ye just kindly pointed out to me'n 'twas appweciated! We's are a buncha likkle darlims. I 'gree since ye was so kind to point out the yello marshmallow part...

  • KaseyL
    April 4, 2004
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    Well arn't ya'll just a buncha little darlings gettin' all dat soul outta your way before your mums make ya leavez. Or do ye be talking about hyperness? 'cause dosh darn it, if it wuren't for de hyperness in dis world den I dunno where'd anyone'd be. Do ye get what me saying? I think ya'll shuld be just jumpin' in a pool of yello marshmallows, 'cause if ya do anyting else, den you don't know where'd you'd be next year. Dat's all and me hopes ya got it, 'cause if ya didn't den I'd haveta say dis was a pointless piece of infromatrion.