Monologue 1, Beer and Soaps

I was walking to the kitchen, alot of stuff happens in the kitchen, and i mean alot of stuff, like making stuffing. When i get to the kitchen i cleaned off my hands, which of course was drenched in cherry juice, i think. kinda stained my hands, and grabbed a two beers. Anywayz, i walk back to the living room to watch Leo Lica: the soap of soaps. Ben was there sitting in his chair, i handed him a beer, he likes his beer, i like my beer. So my show was on, and Leo comes on with Sazeta and proclaims hes not really a doctor, but a volunteer firefighter, then madly passionaltly kisses her. Wow. Great stuff, of course Ben was all rough, never sweet. Like his cooking, his mac and cheese is cement, i swear it! Ben never pays attention to my shows. Unless its a Budweirser commercial, then he is all ears. ah budweiser good stuff.1

Commercials on, a good old Victoria Secrets commercial, sexy women with just lingerie on. Wait for it; i know Ben will say soemthing about the babes on there...hmm, nothing. Anywayz my show starts up again, and Leo is in the hospital due to a house fire, hes in a comma, Oh so sad, he saved a lil puppy's life, and a burnt log fell on him. Sazeta is at his side crying, praying. Hmm, I wonder if a log fell on me, would Ben be at my side? Oh this show is so emotional, all of a sudden, Leo's evil twin: Donatilio comes in and tell Sazenta that she should leave Leo for him, Sazenta all distrought rushes into Donatilio's arms.. the cheating bitch! I never liked her in the first place. 2

My show is over, o what a cliff hanger! o well i have to wait till next week for the new episode. i can wait, i always wait. Like with Ben, he comes home late, i wait up for him, even if im tired, i wait up for him. Its the nice thing to do of course. But yeah know, if im late he just doesnt wait up for me, i dont mind, Whatever. Come to think of it, today, i came home early, really rare thing yeah know, and i come home and find Ben there, weird eh? Gets weirder, i find a big breasted platinum blonde chick in my bed...with him. Yeah i was shocked. but i just walk out of the room, and waited. The chick leaves, not even looking at me, those are sooo fake. Yeah so Ben comes in the room and sits down. He looks at me and i look at him, and i grabbed this nice wedding present from his mom, its a copper statue, really abstract, looks like a long cony person, i think, i dont know im not an artist. So i grab the statue and drove it through his chest. After that i walked into the kitchen, cleaned my hands, grabbed two beers, and went to watch my soap opera Leo Lica: the soaps of soaps.