I Must

((***means something about me.))1


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.2

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.3

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.4

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.5

***I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.6

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.7

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.8

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.9

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.10

***I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.11

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.12

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.13

***I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.14

***I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.15

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.16

***I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.17

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.18

***I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.19

***I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.20

***I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.21

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.22

***I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.23

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.24

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.25

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.26

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.27

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.28

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.29

***I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.30

***I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.31

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.32

***I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.33

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.34

***I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.35

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.36

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.37

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.38

***I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.39

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.40

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.41

***I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.42

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.43

***I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.44

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.45

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.46

***I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.47

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.48

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.49

***I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(sadly, i'm not TT-TT50

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.51

***I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.52

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.53

***I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.54

***I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.55

***I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.56

***I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO57

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.58

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.59

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.60

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.61

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.62

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.63

***I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.64

***I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.65

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.66

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.67

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.68

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.69

***I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.70

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.71

I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.72

***I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.73

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.74

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.75

***I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.76

I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.77

Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.78

***I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.79

***I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.80

***I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. 81

***I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.82

My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.83

***Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.84

Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.85

***I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.86

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.87

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse88

I知 a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist89

I知 a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.90

***I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.91

***I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.92

***I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.((yes, yes i am.))93

***I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.((i'm abused))94

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.95

***I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.96

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep97

I知 a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(I write poetry)98

I知 CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.99

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. 100

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.101

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.102

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.103

***I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.104

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.105

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.106

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!107

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.108

***I知 WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.109

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE110

***I知 not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser111

***I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy 112

***I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.113

***I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.114

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.115

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins116

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan117

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion118

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.119

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.120

***I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.121

***I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.122

***I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.123

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.124

***I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.125

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast126

***I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish127

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.128

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.129

***I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.130

I知 STRONG so I MUST be stupid.131

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo痴132

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times133

I知 GAY so I知 after EVERY straight guy around.134

***I don稚 want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.((i'm not))135

***I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.136

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.137

***I BULLIE BULLIES, so I MUST be one.138

***I HATE CHRISTIANs, so I MUST Worship Satan.139

***I HATE PREPS, so I MUST be a loser.140

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.