How me and Stuwie met!!

~moo~= thinking

"moo"= talking

*moo*= action
Mmm, kay ppl, I AM FEMALE!!! I, Ray Monya Trazzo am a woman, Stu is MALE and a happy gay one at that! ^-^

STORIY START!

~FREEEDOM!!!!!!~ I thout as i ran out of school, ~now to get a place hmmmm~

And I walked home to argue with my floks...

TEN DAYS LATER

"DAMNIT!!!!!!!" finding a place to live was hard, all the girls did was talk on ther damn phones and the guys molsted me, yuck. I stoped as I saw two men make out in pupblic...

~THATS IT!!!!~ I ran to the gayer side of town and sarted serching, ((two hours later))

"Alright, You get the room!" Chriped Stuart,

"YES!!!!" I cried while pumping my fist in the air

Stu laughed alittle and walked over to me, "Happy much?"

"Yup, Finely, outta of the house and on my own!!" I was jumping around like a suger high maniac. All the sudden hands were hugging butt...

*PUNCH*

"oops..." I looked at Stu, "s-sorry, you starled me" I whippered.

"So 'ay, 'ust 'on't 'o i' agoon" ((so kay just don't do it agin)) he wined while holding his bleeding nose.

-a few minets later-

"So Ray, would you like to have some fun?" Stu asked in a VERY wired way.

"uh Sure!" I answerd.

Stu walked over and sat next to me and stared to kiss my neck...~uh oh~

"uh Stuwie, w-wha-" My voice was cut off when a tongue went down my throat.

~oh shit~

-No ones point of view-

Stuart was stradling Ray while trying to get his shirt off, Ray was at a loss, Stu must be a pro at this, already he had sheded his cloths and was trying to take off rays shrit...

-back to my view-

"STU STOP PLEASE!!!" I cried

"W-why, am I going to fast?" he asked worried.

"Um, just s-" I was cut off again as he tore my shrit off and tossed it

"HOLY SHIT!!!" Cried Stuart when he saw my breast...

~cover has been blown~

He jumped off and ran to the bathroom, "Am I THAT ugly?" I mused out loud.

"YES!!!" cried Stuart from the bathroom

~oh, you're getting it now!!~ I walked over to the bathroom door,

"SORRY FOR NOT BEING PERFECT!!!" I yelled at the door.

"Is This A Crule Joke From My Ex?!!" He cried

"NO!!!" I answered

"WHY THEN?!!" he yelled back,

"I needed a place to live STU-PID!!!" I yelled

"WHY?!!!!!" he scremed

"Girls hate me because I hate shoe shopping and the Guys molset me!!!! I didn't want to be raped by them so I left and thought I'd be safer with a gay, BUT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!" I cried, "NOT EVEN MY ONW PARENTS!!! NO, I HAVE TO PERFECT, POLITE AND CLEAN!!! I CAN'T PLAY WITH BUGS OR GO FISHING OR DO ART 'CAUSE IT'S MESSY!!!!"

silencs...

"i can't do anything, I want freedom, sorry, i'll just go or something,"

And I left...

-two days later-

"So do you think the blue or the pink?" asked Mandy, my new room mate

"Gwad, just shove 'em up ass" i mumbled,

"What was that?" she asked

"Green." i answered bordly, looking out the window to see some guy in a dress getting the crap kicked outta of him...

Sighing I got up to stop the fight, and beat the shit outta of some one other then Mandy or the poor guy who looks like..

"STUWIE?!!!" I screamed jumped over him and began to beat the one of the bullies, one came out with a knife and I grabed my own pocket knife and stabed him in the leg. I grabed Stuwie and ran like hell to the park and in the womens restroom,

"Stu!! Are you ok?!!" I panted

Looking him over, he was pretty beat,

"N-no" he coughed

"Alright, Get you'r berath back and-"

"RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screached Mandy who was looking VERY mad

"Some one shoot me now" i muttered

"WHY DID YOU HELP IT?!!!!" She yelled at me while pointing to Stuart.

"You Got a problem with it bitch?" I snapped back

"YES!!! HE'S GAY!!! IT'S A CRIME AGINST GOD!!" she screamed at me

"FUCK GOD AND FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!" I slaped her in the face and helped stu to his feet,

"t-thanks..." he wihspered

"No prob" i cooed

I walked him home,

and we've been good firends...