I Wonder If Operah Could Help Me....

October 18, 2006 1:15 pm. Yoda's Algie 2 Class1

This is MISERABLE. I just wish I would get hit with something hard and inanimate and get knocked unconscious. Of course, I don't want to be so unconscious that I lose my classy, well composed image and start drooling.2

All I need is for his brother to go home and tell him someone chucked a stapler at my head and I drooled all over the place. I can kind of see them now.3

“Sam got hit with a stapler. She drooled.”4

“Oh. That's weird.”5

And then they go into talking about me drooling.... erm and skinheads. I guess. I don't know what they talk about at their house. Come to think of it, I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, now that wondering about if he talks about me or not at home.6

I should mention that I'm pathetic when it comes to him.7

It makes me very very very very angry, because I mean to talk to him. I really really really do. But I always just walk by and keep my mouth shut.8

Me and Sam2 call him Mr. Luuurveypants. Though... We have yet to figure out what makes his pants so luuurvey. I don't know if I'll ever find out. But if he knew I was diary-ing about his pants.... he'd be totally wierded out.9

I'll stop.10

I hate Algie2. This class is SO boring. I don't want to learn. I took PSATs. Misery. Misery. Misery. I'm skipping work today. Even if it kills me. There's no way I'm going. They don't pay me enough and I have to rest up.11

I'm going to see the Dropkick Murphys on Saturday. I need energy for moshing and skanking. NOT work.12

Mr. Luuurveypants likes the Dropkicks too. I wish I had another ticket so I could make him come along too. I mean seriously now.13

Me + Him + Show + Friday/Saturday night in Massatwoshits = Some sort of connection. {thats the kind of math I like}14

Get me out of here. 35 more minutes. 35! What kind of torture are 80 minute class period Longy Longness.15

I wish Yoda would shut up. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Pleeeeeease.16

My telepathy didn't work.17

I'll try again for a bit............18

Five Minutes Later19

She's still talking. Learn algebra, you must. Effing YODA. Use the force and choke me. Darth Vadar can do it. And Yoda's green!!! So he must have more power. Vadar was black {not being racist}. I guess he's just trying to be chic. Wearing black is so in. I guess.20

STILL In Yoda's Class. 1:50pm21

Move clock MOVE! Now! Woo! It did. Now it's 1:51. I think my celly is dead. I'll have to call work FAST and say I'm sick and then hang up. I'm NOT going for the rest of the week. No freakin' way. Hehe. 22

I wish someone would come by. Hang out. Chill. Something.23

Mr. Luuurveypants saw me hug Lizard. He's probably jealous. Erm... or thinks I'm a lezzie. Or both. I hope he's just jealous.24

His brother stared holes in me at lunch. Awkward. I hope his brother is just like “he likes her?” or something. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. I hope his brother doesn't like..... LIKE me. That would be... complicated. I. Would. Die. A LOT.25

I zoned in for a little bit. When am I gonna use thirteen over ex? Like in the real world. Not in the Camden Hells world. Ugh.26

Zoning back out.27

Mr. Luuurveypants walked by.28

Back out.29