Morbid Tale I

[Mrs. Shilling, thinking to herself, was feeling awfully nervous as her eighth grade students walked in for their first period class.] 1

'Of all the days it was supposed to happen, it picked today. I don't have anything here with me to prevent it. I wish it wasn't that time of the month again. I don't have anything here with me to prevent it.'2

"Mrs. Shilling!"3

"Yes Jimmy?"4

"I am a generic student and I would like to know what we are studying today in hopes that it will progress my knowledge so that I could get a half-decent job whenever the robots take over the world in the near future."5

"What are you talking about Jimmy?"6

[Sweat is slowly dripping from Mrs.Shilling's face as she tries to stop "it" from occurring in front of her beloved children.]7

"Mrs.Shilling, your face is turning all red and you are gritting your teeth, is it that time of the month already?"8

"MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS JIMMY!"9

"Mrs.Shilling, your eyes are turning red, horns are sprouting from your head, and hair is increasing in growth all over your body. What is going on?"10

[Mrs. Shilling jumped up from her desk and spread out her grayish colored wings and busted out the window. She took flight and went soaring into the air until she was out of the children's sight. All of the children went to gather around the broken glass that led to Mrs. Shilling's exit of the classroom. Then softly, Jimmy spoke.]11

"I am sure hoping that Mrs. Shilling doesn't come back and bust through the class's roof, fall directly on me, sink her razor sharp teeth into my rib cage, fling me around like a rag doll while my ribs are still in her teeth, then she spits out my carcass and shoves her head inside the hole that her teeth made before. Therefor eating all of my insides whilst you all stare in horror."12

[Then Mrs. Shilling did just that.]13