Talking1
Oh my God2
Johnny, look at his bible3
It’s so big4
It looks like one of those preacher guys bibles5
Who reads those kinds of bible6
They only read it because its like a total King James Version7
I mean red print8
It’s just so big9
I can’t believe its so square10
It’s just out there11
I mean, get glasses12
Look, its just so Christian13
Rap14
I like big bibles and I cannot lie15
You other pastors can’t deny16
When a guy walks in with a bible in his hand17
You know he’s got Jesus18
In a pick up truck19
Cuz you notice that bible gets read20
Deep in the passages I’m hearing21
I’m hooked a I can’t stop staring22
Oh, pastor I wanna get with ya23
And read that scripture24
My homies tried to warn me25
But that bible you got26
It also warns me27
Ooh, it says you can’t sin28
You say you wanna read Daniel and the lion’s den29
Well read it, read it cuz you ain’t that illiterate30
I’ve seen them praying31
Why the heck is that bible staying32
Taken it here, there, got it going with them everywhere33
I’m tired of older people saying 34
Those smaller bibles are the thing35
Take the average young man and ask him that36
It’s the big one’s in fact37
So Fellas(yeah), Fellas(yeah)38
Are your bible’s really small(heck no)39
Well take it, take it, take it, take it, and read that enormous bible40
My bible is big41
(Red print with Cursive names)42
I like ‘em big and square43
If your eyes get watery don’t act like you don’t care44
I just can’t help myself45
I’m actin’ like a preacher46
Now here’s my scripture47
Jesus wept48
Yes AMEN, double up AMEN AMEN49
I ain’t talking bout cryin’50
Cuz he was real sad and ballin’51
I wannem real thick not thin52
So find that thicky bible53
Andrew is a fible54
Fible isn’t a word and nor is wible55
So I’m lookin’ at church videos56
Praying to win their souls 57
I’ll keep my bible like I knows a word to ya brothers and sisters58
I wanna get with ya59
I won’t cuss or hit ya60
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna(pray)61
‘Till the break of dawn62
Gonna get my praise on 63
Get together and read a song64
Either Kirk Frank or Men in Christ65
But I’d rather stay and pray66
Cuz Gods awesome, am I wrong(no!)67
So ladies(yeah), ladies(yeah68
Give your bible to your babies(okay)69
Just turn around 70
Then hand it out71
Even little babies got to shout72
Babies need the bible73
(red print with cursive letters)74
Yeah man75
When it comes to my scriptures76
Jared aint got nothing to do with my selection77
John 3:16, 18, 19 (That aint much)78
Only if I was blind79
So your bible’s not in red print 80
Or its tore up, not worth a cent81
Bet you should get one in red print82
My really big bible don’t want my name on it, unless its in cursive hun83
You read it only on Sunday, but please don’t stop reading your bible84
Some brothers wont read it at all85
And tell you they can’t understand it all86
So they toss it and never read it87
So I pull up quick to receive it88
So read it all day long 89
Well, I ain’t think its wrong90
Cuz your bible should be big and your words in red printin91
If it ain’t you should do some repentin’92
To the prayer room and the altars93
Jared I really need a candy bar94
Give me a milky way I can’t resist them95
Butter finger and twix I’m startin’ to miss ‘em96
Well… listen to your preacher preach(from his bible)97
There’s a world out their we need to reach98
So please don’t go home down99
Read that big bible, turn your frown upside down100
Dial 1-900-JESUS CHRIST and read your enormous bible101
OUR BIBLE IS BIG102
Author notes
This is a remedy of I Like Big Butts. (You can put whatever name you want in this song)
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This writing is very true in so many ways
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This is so cool!
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WAHOOO!!!!!! very good remake of a very good song, how long did it take you to make this? WOW! this is awesomeand funny. way to go man!!!!!!!
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Pure Talent
That's really good! It's amazing how you can put so many religious lyrics to a song that is definitely not religious! You are definitely talented and don't let anyone tell you different! -
psht..that made me laff
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haha oh my gosh!!! haha it was cute didnt totalyl flow and rhyme perfect but i liek the idea of the remake like....weird al haha only all good and heavenly its nice and haha just relaly cute! good job!!!
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bible booty shaker
Oh my...this was friggn' HILARIOUS!! I have a religious friend who would just love this. Why do I suddenly want to shake my tush and shout halleighluya? I had a hard time comparing this to the original song in places and it was repetitive in spots, but over all VERY VERY amusing poem!
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good lord!
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I'm not very religious myself...but this is great! Made me smile thinking about the song this was put to. Tried to half-sing it to myself but then I couldn't remember how the whole song goes so I just kept reading - great job on this...flows so smoothly
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hahaha, ok im like and atheist and everything.. but dude.. this was great! Seriously, its so original, and how you pulled things from the bible and put it to the song... its perfect! It flowed great..keep up the good work! I love this!
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Ther's only one bible! My church is full of youth like you. I have some of their poems. I used to print them in the church newsletter. Keep up the good work. His way is the only way.
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Kinda redundant but deffinatly cute!!
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oh my god...
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