Diary of a Simple Girl

Augustery 19th, 10101

I’m just a simple girl with a simple life, God don’t I wish. I live in a fairy tale. That’s right, a straight up bourbon on the rocks fairy tale, complete with Fawns , Faeries, talking flowers , trees with attitude and Unicorns. 2

Speaking of unicorns, I happen to be dating one. Now don’t go all nasty on me. My unicorn turns to human on our dates. Wait while I fan myself real quick, Navero does that to me when I think of him in human form. His dark amber eyes and black hair and rippling muscles, this boy comes right out of a romance book. 3

Unfortunately we have to hide our relationship. Mommy and Daddy Unicorn hate that I am pure human. Amberousa, name of my fairy tale world, do not recognize Navero’s human form, so with a little make up, its not all that hard to hide that we are dating. 4

The fawns and flowers think that any mating between a Unicorn and the "unworthy human", their words not mine, would result in a demon seed. Faeries are a whole different story. They love mischief of any kind and they tend to help us and hinder us by opening their big mouths. Did you see Navero with that Rowena girl? Yes that’s right the HUMAN girl. Faeries just love the chaos it causes but they help us pass messages to each other at the same time. 5

I guess I am done with my rant for the day but I just wanted to get all my readers caught up on my love life. 6

Augustery 25th, 10107

You will not believe the gale of that , that WITCH my baby calls mother. She had me KIDDNAPPED by a nasty, disgusting, wart-collecting Troll. My skin is crawling where he touched me and left streaks of foul smelling mud. 8

The only reason I can even write now is because once I was stuck in my dank little cage I started singing at the top of my lungs. I do not have a pretty voice and even the tone deaf Troll, Ned, became irritated and gave me my diary and pen. 9

When I get myself out of this cage you better believe there is going to be a serious cat fight. I plan on ripping hair or mane, whatever, biting and using the nails. That mama Unicorn is going be sorry she ever messed with me. Deep breaths, Rowena, deep breaths. Only way I am getting out of this is if I stay calm.10

Ew, Ned is coming with my food and it does not smell appealing. Eww, Eww, I bet it’s that revolting bog soup he was talking about on the trip here. Oh my god, I am going to be sick. 11

Augustery 29th, 101012

I have a sly mind for a simple girl. Ned and I stayed up all night talking and I think he might have a slight crush on me but he did say I’d be much cuter if I had a couple warts he could pick off, internal shudder going on. I batted my eyelashes and told him that was awful sweet of him to say. 13

I asked if I could go to the bathroom, turns out the bathroom is an outhouse that you need a key to unlock. Ned walked me out there and handed me the key to unlock the door. I imprinted the cage key into my palm,I just happen to have has some witch blood way way back in my pedigree. It was on the same key ring, poor simple Ned would never think a slip of a girl would ever be so simple. 14

Now that I’m back in my cage and Ned is snoring soundly. Talk about a freight train , that Troll needs some of those nasal strips. Have you noticed I tend to go off on tangents? It is quite annoying to me when I am trying to tell my escape plan. Anyways I recited a few lines of a spell and out pops a key from my skin, burned a bit but more then worth it. 15

I obviously have to stop writing now because it is time to get out of this cage and head back to find my Unicorn lover and to rip his mother to shreds.16

Sepemery 15th, 101017

My spirit is broken. I have no reason to live. I am back in Amberousa City but Navero is gone. I talked to a Sprite and she told me that he thinks I am dead. I have been gone for almost three weeks. His mother told him that I was out riding and my horse tripped on a bridge and threw me into the dark swirling waters of the Obsidian River. All the creatures of Amberousa fear those waters and would never think to jump in after a human. 18

Navero’s mother let him grieve for a week then quickly set in motion an arranged marriage to Crystalina, a young heiress Unicorn. He is to be married tomorrow in Endan City. It takes five days to get there on foot. I have no hope of ever reaching him. 19

I should have just let the sucking mud of the bogs pull me to the bottom ,into a deep oblivion. At least then I would not feel this crushing pain in my heart. I’m done , just done. I just pray Navero ends up happy.20

Sepemery 16th, 101021

Rowie is silly human! She no ask for help, so I helping her even if she don’t like it. I’s Melvilla, Faerie Enchantress. I flying her weepiness to Endan to stop Prince Navero from marrying evil nag. Very easy to write and fly, think thoughts and they go onto page, very nice diary. I think Rowie hurt me if she knew I write in her diary. Oh well Mellie like pain , makes her feel special. Now I updated diary, better go , gotta make a wedding after all. 22

Sepemery 16th, 1010 23

How do I start? I woke up several hundred feet off the ground , in the talons of a six hundred pound talking bird. Turned out is was Mellie , Faerie Enchantress. She dropped me off in front of a huge white tower and left the rest up to me. 24

I pushed , shoved and jabbed people out of my way to get to the front of the first tower room. There stood Navero in Unicorn form, his glossy black butt facing the crowd with an elegant white , slightly fat if you ask me, butt standing next to him. 25

The crowd around me started to whisper and exclaim that Rowena was alive. I screamed my lovers name above the whispers. Navero’s head swung around and he flashed into his quite naked human form.26

“Ro? Is that you? I .. I though you were dead?” His face was very pale , black bags under his slightly red and puffy eyes. I stepped closer to him and told him what happened , how his mother had betrayed us. 27

I don’t think I have ever seen Navero truly angry until that moment. He rounded on his mother and simply pointed to the door. She hung her head and trotted out of the tower room. 28

Navero whispered my name and wrapped his arms around me. I laid my head on his shoulder and started to cry again. I just wanted to sit and breathe in his scent. I had been ready to give this man up because I didn’t think anyone would help a human. How wrong I was.29

Navero and I were married that day in the church in front of all Amberousa. Some cheered and some were still skeptical but all that mattered is we have each other. At some point I’ll make Navero forgive his mother but I think she needs to sit and stew in her own juices. Contemplate what messing with other peoples lives does to your own.30

It was a good thing we were married that day because little did I know I had a bun in the oven. When I found out my first question to Navero was ; “Am I going to have a foal?” He just laughed. I guess I’ll find out at some point but that may be a whole different diary entry.31

A simple girl living in a Fairy-Tale world married to a Unicorn. What more could I want?32