Ok, so you know osamma binladens 2nd hand man that got killed? well this is what he found in heaven......1
Al-kazri(or whatever his name is)enters allahs throne room. He sees Allah sitting at the end of a long hallway. In awe of seeing allah, he walks slowly towards him. Out of the corner of his eye he sees George washington coming towards him. POW!!!!! George punches Al-kazri and jumps on him and beats the crap outa him. Still so in awe he just gets up and keeps walking. Then he sees, on the other side of the hall, Thomas jefferson as thomas walks towards him he smiles, then when thomas gets close enough WHAM!!!!! he drop-kicks Al-kazri in the face and beats the living snot outa him. Finally after lieing on the ground for about 5 minutes, he gets up and asks allah, "Why is this happening, i killed many people in your name, and i followed your cause all my life, you promised me 70 virgins and a life of bliss!?!?!?!"2
"Thats not what i said!" answered allah "I promised you 70 virginians and there all pissed!"3
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Muhahahaha a joke my dad told me...hes a funnny guy....well anyway i did make a few spelling errors but im to lazy to fix em and its been awhile since i heard it so the name of his second hand man is prolly wrong
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