Kaley peered over his shoulder to stare at the "lanky slut with no tits" as she called it. She looked disgusted at the sight of this thing which was so aperably named Michelle, which was so skinny she could be mistaken for a garden cane, Kaley thought its skin looked blotchy aswell as sickly pale. It had a chest which was pin straight with no ounce of weight on it, so little Kaley swore her body must be biconcave, the legs where so long and bean pole like they where the image of stilts. The straw the colour of red, which seemed to be the substitute of hair, had old bleached streaks creeping amongst it. 1
Michelle just just stood doing her glare which was attempted to be menacing in her beady eyes but to Kaley, she just reckoned the pout bloating on her face imaged a pig with its mouth full.2
"You're flirting with your EX wife!" She snapped glancing into Kaley's eyes as she perpously exaggurated the "ex".3
"That was obvously NOT flirting Michelle." Alex sighed his proper british accent ringing in his voice.4
"Sounded like you where flirting to me!" 5
"I WASN'T!"6
"Talking to your EX wife about her moaning alot?... I bet they where fake anyway!" She snapped narrowing her eyes at Kaley who to be honest couldn't give a toss about her remark.7
"Michelle can we not discuss my wife's.." 8
"EX wife's" Kaley and Michelle both sang together cutting him off.9
"EX WIFE'S fake or NONE fake orgasms?"10
"Fine then! Don't talk about them when you think im not there."11
"Okay, I'll learn my lesson and WHISPER!" Alex smirked smuggly. Michelle lashed out smacking him in rage. Alex was about to rhetalliate but he was yet AGAIN interrupted by Kaley.12
"Children lets not fight over my moans." She smiled. 13
"CHILDREN?" Alex and Michelle sanpped together.14
"Mmm hmm!" She smirked merrily as if oblivious to the problem in her wording.15
"I am FAR more of an adult than you are!" Michelle spat.16
"Yeah!... Far more of a tart too!" She commented eying her up and down with a look of sheer disgust on her face as Alex stifled back laughter.17
"You little wench!"18
"Do you mind not screaming that word when my child can easily pick up on it?" Kaley smiled.19
"I don't bloody care if that kid hears it!" Michelle gritted through her teeth as Alex corrected "Our child".20
"MY child" Kaley started glancing at Alex then to Michelle "is not a kid, a kid is a baby goat and MY child is NOT a farm animal!"21
"Even though he ACTS like he has been born in a barn!" Michelle rhetalliated smirking bitterly causing both Kaley and Alex to flip on her. Kaley gritted through her teeth "You'll pay for that ne day" !" as Alex screamed "DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT HM LIKE THAT! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TOO!"22
"Look! If that little... DIRTBAG there..." Michelle began wagging her finger at Kaley causign tremendous shock and rage in Alex "Hadn't have been such a stuck-up HOE I wouldn't have resorted to Jay!" Alex found himself full of more raged at the insults thrown at Kaley than the comment plunged at Jay. Anger surged through him with a sudden element of confusion. This was the first time in three years he foudn himself defending Kaley.23
Kaley however took no offence and was oblivious to all spite directed at her but she was suprised Alex was stickign up for her instead of his little "slapper".24
"SHE CAN BE FAR MORE OF A BETTER PERSON THAN YOU ARE! HOE MY ARSE! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU COPE AS A SINGLE MOTHER!" Alex screamed causing fake tears to stream down Michelle's cheeks. "Now come on Babs...." Alex comforted glancing from Michelle to Kaley then back to Michelle. He knew Kaley used to regard that as her own personal affection petname... Did she still? He embraced Michelle then placed a peck on her cheek. "Lets try not to fight!"25
"Alright then for you!" She smirked then the two dived in french kissing.26
"Oh my god!" Kaley sighed in a disgusted tone. causing Alex and Michelle to smirk in pride at the fact that they had appeared to make Kaley sickened or even more succesfully... jealous.27
"I'm missing Sweet Home Alabama!" Kaley continued putting a crashign damper on the sudden light. "Could you and Mrs Wanna-be-in-every-man's-pants move this along quicker?" She hurried.28
"YOU F**K FACE!" Michelle cursed in anger.29
"Is that what my face is like? Well at least my body's female, let alone human, unlike yours!" Kaley smiled suprisingly politely.30
"BLOODY COW!" Michelle cried thrusting her hands forawrd in Kaley's direction. Her palm whacked her head bashign it against the wall. Kaley fell limp to the floor Alex raced to her putting his hand at the back of her head to support her.31
"YOU STUPID IDIOT! THAT COULD CAUSE SERIOUSE DAMAGE YOU PATHETIC CLUTSE!" 32
"I DON'T CARE! I H-A-T-E HER!" At that very second a thundering crash pounded from upstairs. "Jay!" Kaley cried leaping up, the appearence of any pain just miraculously vanished. 33
She raced upstairs with Alex pacing closely behind her and Michelle followed, stolling with the speed of a snail from her lack of attention.34
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my part 2
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Comments
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That was amazing, I loved it, these are really good and there has to be a third part or I will die inside. Loved it


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OMG!!! I'm notv joking you should send that to a publisher!!!!! That was so good, i was laughing my head off when they were all fighting!!! But you left me on a darn cliff hangere!!!! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS!!!


beginning: 5, language: 3, plot: 4, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 5.

