This is one for your friends:1
How do you sell a half-deaf person a chicken?2
(yell)WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CHICKEN!!!!!!!3
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im running out of jokes and i got this one at camp
Please tell me what you think
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wow... yep shoulda seen that coming...
I thought it was great lolz.beginning: 5, language: 5, plot: 5, ending: 5, dialog: 5, characters: 4.
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lol.. this was funny keep bringing your jokes i needed this laugh i brought me up just now that was funny
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great!
kinda reminds me of this question:
If a chicken and a half could lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a cucumber?
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lol, even if it was short it was funny!

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hehehe
hn...erin-ch---er aaron-kun(sorry bout that), ur really wierd y'know that?
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I told my girlfriend this joke, and she like was silent for a couple of minutes then says, "I get it!" and laughed for 10 more minutes.Thanks, it was nice hearing her laugh again.

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o-o
but that didn't make sense, either. Why would you yell at the half-deaf person? that's just rude.
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