Ok so, this man and woman had been happily married for about a year, when one night they woke up to find a gun in their face. A burgaler had broke in to their house and had tied, the wife to the bed, a limb at each corner. And had tied the husband to the chair on the other side of the room. The burgaler leaped onto the bed and delicatly kissed the wife on the neck then went to the bathroom. While he was gone the husband said,1
"Honey i know this is gonna be hard for you but he is going to rape you, you should just take it and we will go to the hospital later to get you checked out."2
The wife replied," don't worry hun, he didnt kiss me he just told me he was gay and asked if we had any lubricant........."3
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Kinda crude but i like it i wonder what the husband is thinking
Please tell me what you think
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Now, that's a funny joke! I shall tell my boyfriend that one later, I bet he will love it! 
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roflmao!!!!! OMG this is so funny!i like this joke!
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hehehe, nice one! this one actually made me laugh, lol
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holy fucking shit rofl thats funny.
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