Blond Joke

Ok, so this guy walks into this bar and ordered a drink. While he was waiting on his drink he asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a blond joke. The bartender replied,1

"Woah woah woah, wait a minute buddy, before you tell this joke, i think i should tell you, theres a blond in the back over there and she can out wrestle any man in this state, and theres another blond over there on the end of the bar and shes packin a nine mil, then those twins in the back they are both certified killers and were trained in martial arts," now said the bartender are you sure you wanna tell that joke?"2

"Nah," answered the man " I don't really want to tell it four times and walked out.........."3

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A joke my dad told me

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  • EmeraldDreams
    September 12, 2007

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    Cool joke! I am so bad at telling jokes, it's not even funny. This was well written though, nice job!


  • tragically-lost
    March 6, 2007

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    lol i heard this one it was funny but i liked reading it again, yea sorta confusing at firts but then its pretty good ^.^


  • tearsofsadness silver member
    July 31, 2006
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    lol, it's kinda funny


  • elfflower1989
    July 29, 2006
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    Hee hee, I get it. It's funny, I guess. One of the few clean blonde jokes I've ever heard


  • xocazzox
    July 28, 2006
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    I don't get it.

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