Once upon a time there was a kid who was born as just a head. The boy prayed and prayed to have a normal body but god never answered. He was so angry at god because he saw all the other kids playing soccer and was jealous. Well finally one day god granted his prayer and gave him a body. The boy was so excited. he ran out side to play soccer. After about 20 minutes of playing the ball went across the street, he offered to go get it. Halfway across the sreet a bus came through and killed him.1
Morale:Quit while your ahead....2
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Well when i was at camp my pastor told this joke and i just thought i would share it...
Please tell me what you think
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What a great ending
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my dad's a pastor and he is always telling jokes like that one. lol. sometimes i really just don't get it and laugh at him instead. hehe...
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Wow that's both funny and morbid. It's a great joke. Although I'm not sure which moral I should take from this story....to not pray or to not expect something great and be ready for disappointment. Both seem pretty funny coming from a pastor...hope and payer and stuff..lol.
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thats sad..but funny..lol
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Nice...
This was a funny joke, clean and actually delivered a punchline. I liked it. -
I find the funniest part of this story being how a Pastor told it. Almost as if he's saying "don't pray for things and you won't get hit by a car". Either way awesome joke.
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Lol. I like this, and I'm usually very skeptical about jokes. But this one made me smile, so it has to be worth something. Good job.
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haha!
This really made me laugh...i'll have to remember this so that i can tell my friends. excellent joke! really, amazing...I'm still smiiling. lol.~Kami♠. Rewarded 4
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lol nice joke. very nice. Hope everything is cool wit chu and yo girl and family. peace...So Mote It Be,Rune <3
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HAHAHAHAH
sweet that is really cool. But your stories should be a little longer. I really liked this one the most. This story is the funniest by far that you have written. I hope to read more of your stories.. Rewarded 4
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roflmao! , it was funny
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Lol - that's flipping great!! ^__^
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