Little Elf's Encounter on the internet

So once upon a time a little, little, elf got bored and decided she'd surf the web. She had a great time riding the different links and exploring the different pages when all of a sudden a message popped up!1

"File not Found2

Where am I -3

Somewhere deep in the woods, Hansel turns around4

"File not found!" 5

"Oh no!" she cried, horrified. "My name's Hansel? But more importantly,now how am I supposed to get to my humor stories on my beloved storywrite?" And she fretted and she worried, and she worried and she fretted, until finally she couldn't take anymore. Gathering up all the courage she could muster she headed to the Chatterbox.6

When she got to the Chatterbox she was surprised to find out that people were already talking about it. She was still more agonized to learn that it wasn't just the humor stories, but all the stories! "This can't be true!" she thought. And so she tried in vain to click a horror story and found that...it was gone! "No!" she mourned. Her beloved stories, would she ever see them again?7

Back in the Chatterbox a Knight in Shining Armor had appeared. Well actually he was just some mysterious stranger named Kevin but to the little elf he sure seemed like a knight in shining armor. At first. But then the chatterbox fell silent as each storywrite member went their own way, looking for a place where they'd be able to read their beloved stories in peace. All that was left was the little elf, and Kevin. 8

"The stories aren't working." the little elf complained.9

"Mmhm." Kevin nodded, "Particularly in the humor section."10

The little elf did a double take. How'd he know...nah, must've been a lucky guess. He couldn't have, could he? The little elf, never having been good at keeping her mouth shut, had to ask.11

"How'd you know I was in the humor section?" The little elf inquired.12

In response Kevin got into this weird and sort of long (ok it wasn't really that long, just kind of difficult) explanation that the little elf couldn't really follow but she got the gist of it. She thinks. Something about how he followed her error path, whatever that meant. I'm still not sure *scratches head* But ahem! Getting on with the story.13

Still a little dazed the poor elf tried to sort out her confused thoughts. When they had resumed at least a semblance of order a gleam of suspicion caught in her eye.14

"Wait a minute," she cried "You mean you followed me?" (It seemed the lightbulb in her easybake oven had finally gone off) "Stalker!" (and it just went out again)15

Kevin went into another explanation, proving his innocence, but the elf didn't listen. She was bored and it didn't make any sense anyways.16

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Enough with the talking already, I get it!" Now that was a boldfaced lie, but he'd never know >< Still suspicious she finally thought about finding out who he was. And so asked. "And who are you anyways, that you know all this and can do all that?"17

What Kevin said wasn't so complicated then but the elf had a headache and so the impression she got was this: "I am God!" And not wanting to argue anymore, she shrugged and agreed. Especially after Kevin said the stories were fixed and lo and behold, they were!18

And so that is the story of how the little elf met the god Kevin and came to believe in his powers as the mystical moderator of the beloved site Storywrite.19

The End. 20