World of Interesting-Craft

Chapter 1: My Story
"Yes, it's World of Interesting-Craft, bitch, and that's the way it's going to go," said Steven to apparently no one. "And now I'm bored, because no one is here. So I'll roll me an Undead Priest, named Flam." Steven pressed the Create Character button and Matt appeared out of no where. "WTF?! I wanted a priest!" "Google!" Matt cried, and took off his linen pants and ran in circles around Steven.1

Chapter 2: Put Your Fucking Pants On, You Fucking Queer
"Goddammit man, put your pants on." Matt completely refused to listen to Steven, so he pulled out his 1-H Sword with the Chance on Hit to knock Matt's cock off. The percentage? 100%. Matt cried out bloody murder, and tried to roll a new character to steal his penis and become a man again. He summoned up a rogue, and prepared to neuter the man. Unfortunately, Ronnie appeared instead. "Goddamit!" Matt screamed.2

Chapter 3: Why Does This Guy Have No Pants, Or A Penis?
Ronnie just stared at Matt's crotch, wondering what the hell happened. Steven, meanwhile, sheated his sword while looking around cautiously; a warlock can never be to careful. He then proceeded to kiss Ronnie, but she countered with a stun. So Steven summoned his succubbus. But lo and behold! Even better! BEN appeared! "Yes, my sex slave, come to me!" Unfortunately, Ben wasn't COMPLETELY unders his control yet. "No!" Ben screamed! "Don't take away my anal virginity!" "Now why can't it be YOU wihtout any pants?!" Steven yelled. Ben cried.3

Chapter 4: Ben Won't Have Sex With Steven...That's Bullshit
Ben ran around screaming, stuck with his whip and scantily clad black bra and panties. Steven chased him around, but eventually tired of it and said, "I have a girlfriend, I don't need to chase after what I REALLY want." Ronnie's eyes sparked with hope and sexuality. "Ronnie....I need you to-" "Yes Steven?" "Chase after Ben for me." 4

Chapter 5: That Was A Chapter? There Was No New Char. Introduced
"I know!" Steven screamed at the title. He then proceeded to flip off the GM. Pressing new char., he selected a warrior. Chance, of course, appeared. "Heh heh....now you're my tank bitch. You'll take all the damage while I stay back and have Ben fight for me." "Goddammit!" Screamed Chance. "I'm making Ronnie and Matt fight." A major pause, before Steven slapped Chance. "Use some goddamm sense man! A priest stays back and continuously heals, while a rogue goes in for major DPS from the back." "So," Chance asked, "Ronnie's going to anally rape everybody." "Yes," Steven answered, and everyone laughed at Ronnie. Even herself.5

Chapter 6: We Need 1 More
"Well, we have room for one more spot in the party? Who should we choose?" "Well," Chance said. "We have a tank, a priest, a lock to stone the priest, a rogue for crowd control....what else?" "LOL," Ben laughed. "We don't need anything else. Everything else is non-important." "But we need a new person. We need 5 for a party. But hunters suck...let's get a mage." So Steven rolled a mage, and out popped Casey. "Goddammit!" Steven screamed, as Casey chased after her boyfriend in his silky black underwear and whip. "Now I have competition," Steven yelled, as Ben ran for his lover....which WASN'T Casey. (Haha bitch!) 6

Chapter 7: Party Time!
"Finally, we have a full party!" Ben screamed! "And I have Casey too! Yay!" "Why are we screaming, bitch?" said Steven as he slapped Ben on the ass. "Why are you touching me?!" replied Ben. "Because we have a full party." And they did.7

Chapter 8: Head Out and Give Head
The party of 6 (though technically 5, because Ben was a summon) began to trek through the gloomy atmosphere of Tirisfal Glades. Chance asked, "Steven, did you dream this up during your 'depression'?" Everyone laughed at Steven and his used-to-be zoloft intake. Steven told them all to shut the hell of up and put DOTs on each one of them. "But we're not flagged for Dueling!" Casey yelled. "Too bad, it's MY story." Steven laughed.8

Chapter 9: But That Title Was Only Half-Right!
And it was. Steven smiled at Ben, and watched Ben quiver with fear. "Yes, yes, fear me. You KNOW what I'm going to make you do!" Ben started to cry as he slowly removed his bra. "Oh GOD! That's sick! Don't do that! I wanted you to make me some goddamm chocolate ice cream. God, you freak." Ben proceeded to, because he's weird.9

Chapter 10: Unicorns and Food Condiments
Matt tried to tell Steven how to run his story and adventures, but everytime Steven would slap him across the face. This time, though, Steven felt sorry for the bitch-priest, who always had to stay back and heal. "Fine Matthew, you can add something positive to our adventure." So Matt pulled out a jar from his flowing rainbow robe. On it was a label called 'Unicorn Mayonnaise.' "Didn't you steal that from Robot Chicken, Matt?" "No," Matt replied. "I stole it from a unicorn." "...goddamit Matt." Steven said as he proceeded to rub the mayonnaise all over his body.10

Chapter 11: Brill and Hunters
The party reached Brill, a major town located in Tirisfal Glades. Steven decided this junk on his body probably wasn't Unicorn Mayonnaise, as it's MATT. So he took a shower. As this was going on, the rest of the party was having a drink in the tavern. A hunter walked in, named Zane. Following him was a mongolian beaver. "Any similarities between this chapter and Matt's story are purely coincidiental." The party just stared at Zane, who looked back at them. Steven came down, and Zane looked at him, then proceeded to scream, "God, I love porn." Ben slapped him.11

Chapter 12: Those Are Disgusting
Zane carressed his beaver and told everyone that they should get on the high road to the Undercity. Steven agreed, but asked how he was going to fit in the party. Zane replied, "This is your story. You can have more than 5 people in a party in your story." Steven agreed, and sent him an invite. Strangley, a whisper came from Zane. "I love you." Steven quickly took back the invite. "Maybe I should have the party decide how we can test you to allow you in."12

Chatper 13: A Real Initiation
After the party decided, Zane and his beaver found themselves at a lake. "You have to swim out to that island, and bring back the head of an undead lich. He should be easy for you Zane." said Steven. Zane began swimming out, and Steven turned to the party. "God, he's going to get in," said Ronnie. "No he won't, honey bunny. He's going out to an island with an enemy 30 levels higher. He's gonna get pwn3d (pawned.)" The party started to leave, when they heard splashing in the water. Zane came up to the party smiling. He held up the head of the undead lich. "How did you-" Chance started to yell, but Zane countered. "Well, he was too high of a level, so I asked him to do me a favor." That's when the party noticed the dripping residue from the lich's chin. "Let's GO, party!" screamed Zane and his mongolian beaver. Everyone groaned.13