I'm a.......

I'm a turbo farting loving mother skippin hippy chicken turd throwing sumo hugging magot killing nacho butt cheese afro smoking a bowling ball, helmet sitting need to help me get a life crazy mirco sweet monkey eating fat moron on Yom Kipper day, helping the skinny funky rhino with the yoda ear abs and just down with his B-Delta out absolute driving bumper butt friend to my outrageously funny rough hommies.1

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This is funny!!!!I hope nobody gets offended.  It was written really by supersman but........

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  • ATLHustlaGIrl
    December 16, 2006
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    LOL, this is really good and to someone sensitive could be offensive. i've never seen someone describe themselves with that many words, let alone some of the phrases you used. this is reall original and whoeve wrote is a lil twisted (but in a good way.)

  • Karen Michelle
    April 30, 2004
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    Good

    Very unusual - your use of adjectives and description is quite funny (and extremely creative) A very original piece, thankyou for entering it into the contest. Good work.

  • Ashy
    April 22, 2004
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    riiight...um good one all the same! (i'm so confused! haha)


  • NakedFairy629
    April 16, 2004
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    This was fun and i enjoyed reading it!


  • April 5, 2004
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    Interesting

    I wouldn't call it funny, more 'cute' that anything else. Interesting use of language.

    Lynna xXx

  • Longtime-Lover
    March 30, 2004
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    Nice!

  • angeltear
    March 30, 2004
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    cute

    really cute.kayla

  • queenie
    March 30, 2004
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    creative

    it's good to know that humor is part of your reportoire.this was certainly funny.it was done in good taste and no one should feel offended.i liked the fast pace of it.it shows both,versatility and creativity.

  • LovedIntoExistence
    March 29, 2004
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    Hm... intriguing... but you certainly are a lot of things!!! That was fantastic.
    Keep up the stupenderous work!!!
    Julia xxxx


  • Yesterdays Feelings
    March 24, 2004
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    that's alot of stuff to be all at once. aren't you going to like explode from being so many things at once?


  • CoNfuZedSouL
    March 24, 2004
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    i am laughing so hard, i can't come up with something to say!
    Nic

  • miamigirl
    March 20, 2004
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    Ok that one is out of my league of comment. I thought it was creative and funny. That is really not my style of writing so I didn't enjoy it as much as your other work. But trying other writing forms is part of an important learning process. Keep on writing. God Bless and Peace f:


  • CatalinaDeNicky
    March 16, 2004
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    HAHAHA i'm confused!!! HAHA when am i not this is soooooo awesome dude ur friggin hilarious

  • -LizBTropez-
    March 12, 2004
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    Lol, WHAT? Yeah, it was funny!

  • PrincessOfFire
    March 11, 2004
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    LMAO! So funny.

  • ExtremePoetess tmp
    March 11, 2004
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    HAHAHA I almost busted a gut reading this one KEEP IT UP THIS IS GREAT!!!!

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