Coffee continued

"The coffee beans are attacking." yelled the Second in Command
"Well gather the troops and repel the attack." said the Commander of the MT.Dew army
"But i dont want to..." whined the Second in Command
"I dont care." growled the Commander "You will do it and you will like it, or i will shoot you myself!"
"Fine..." sighed the Second in Command
OVER IN THE COFFEE BEAN ARMY:
"They think they are getting attacked" laughed the srg. of the coffee bean army"what did you do to make them think that, commander?"
"well i stole the poop from a nearby village of MT.Dew and equiped the army with peices of it and orderd them to roll them towards their army." said the commander
"Well where did you get that idea?" asked the srg.
"Remeber the MT.Dew can i brought in for questioning yesterday?" asked the commander
"Yes." replied the srg.
"Well when i shot it, it was pooping and i realized that the turds looked just like us and so that was when i came up with the plan." said the commander
"Very interesting, but may i ask what is the point of maaking them think they are being attacked?" asked the srg.
"I dont know" said the commander " I just thought it would be funny."........................................................1