COMPLETE RANDOMNESS AND SILLINESS OF INSTANT MESSAGING:READ-N-ENJOY

I call it… **TEENAGERS OF AIM* 1

*****Barbie******: eehhh, I con't niw
*****Barbie******: *now
*****Barbie******: I am at the cabbin with REALLy slow
*****Barbie******: internet
*****Barbie******: lol
*****Barbie******: it sucks
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: cabin??
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: what cabin?
*****Barbie******: yeah
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: what cabin? r u guys like on the lake now?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: I ned to be in the loop! tell me! ~lol
*****Barbie******: yeah
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: yeah- what?????
*****Barbie******: not ON teh lake but, at the lake cabin
*****Barbie******: lol
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: lol sammie going yippe!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: its unny
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: *funny
*****Barbie******: hahaha
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: hehe...
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: sorry i am not AIMing, I'm rading my messages at allpoetry, u should join, its cool
*****Barbie******: lol
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: *reading
*****Barbie******: lol
*****Barbie******: kk
*****Barbie******: I'll bbl, I have to chose between the internet and pone. bbl 2

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Now viewers, here is the tyipical confused teen 4

~~~~Juicy!~~~~: brb? or g2g? lol
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: hello???
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: is BBB here?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: is becky boo here?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: am i alone?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: on this esrth?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: DO i own the AIM box?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: without any "Busy messages"?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: omg t
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: this ROX!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: I am going to AIM till somone cums
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: I dotn wanna be alone!!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: did u do so u can set me up?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: oh, u sexy thang, dont make me blush
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: gees, no one really is here....
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: I can say whatever i wannna cuz no one will care, I Home ALone!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: well, not HOME alone, but uget it
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: O, but i can say something really crude and no one will care
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: or notice
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: well, if 'Katies's reading this then she'll stop me from saying wha bbb is
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ... hehehe, me funny.....hehehe..... 5


*****Barbie****** is idle at 9:45:49 PM. 6

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~~~~Juicy!~~~~: no dont b in idle!' 8


Auto response from *****Barbie******: I am online, but MAY be away from my computer right now.... or not.... 9

~~~~Juicy!~~~~: wants her bbb back!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ish gonna say bbb non-abreviated cum stop me
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: bb!!!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: katie, com on whereed u go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: what the ***** (hheehe) is bbl???? buh-byes....Loser?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: Katrina Barbie ***** Maggett, where r UUU!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: k one choice left.....
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: utu
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ut
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ut
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ut
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: iu
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~~~~Juicy!~~~~: /?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: /? 10

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*****Barbie******: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again*hahaha* 12

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*****Barbie******: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again. *Im MEAN* 15

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*****Barbie****** is no longer idle at 9:54:44 PM.
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ?
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: u
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: r
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: being
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: mean
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: to me!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: i
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: am
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: being
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: annoyinng!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: u
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: forgot
*****Barbie******: I'm back now!
*****Barbie******: haha
*****Barbie******: have fun?? ......
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: BBB!!!!!!!!!!!!I Lyuv u!!!!!!!!!!!!11
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: yay!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: lol
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: LMAO
*****Barbie******: hahah
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: my Katrina Nicole Barbie Boobs Maggett- 17

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Auto Response from*****Barbie******: Is SO out of Idle AND typing now….. 19

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-is "out Of idle" !!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: hehehehehehe
*****Barbie******: ahah
*****Barbie******: yay for you
*****Barbie******:
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: go here, and join Login at Allpoetry.com
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: yes funfunfun!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: u didntr happen to read it all....?
*****Barbie******: I read all that you said..
*****Barbie******: haha
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: lol
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: i was hesitating to rite bbb cuz yr dad couldve walked bye
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: then i thought it be funny, so i did
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahah
*****Barbie******: haha
*****Barbie******: na
*****Barbie******: him and mum are watching walk the line
*****Barbie******: thats why I had to go. I was talking ot lud on the phone and they made me chose internet or phone
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ITS 10:00 IN THE ROW-ZARKS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
*****Barbie******: so, I chose phine
*****Barbie******: *phone
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: LOL BAB Y!
*****Barbie******: haha
*****Barbie******: here too!
*****Barbie******: haha
*****Barbie******: I am only like 2 hours away
*****Barbie******: aa
*****Barbie******: *haha
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: 20 minutes!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: lol u gonna join allpoetry, its free, and fun
*****Barbie******: sorry
*****Barbie******: It was Tay
*****Barbie******: I am going to try
*****Barbie******: lol
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: oooo it turns red, lol
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ray?
*****Barbie******: haha
*****Barbie******: yeah
*****Barbie******: Taylor Fraundek-erdale, she called on the cell phone
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: oh i see, taytay the gossip line
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: lol, LMAO
*****Barbie******: haha
*****Barbie******: not really... shes good about not gossiping
*****Barbie******: haha
*****Barbie******: like me
*****Barbie******:
*****Barbie******: haha
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: lol shes like "chipchirpchirpchirpchirpchirpchirp0- and CHIRp KISSED CHIRP! OMg cant belive chirpchiped chip!..."
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: nope not like u, lol
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: well sorta, but not as m,uch as rachel lol
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: *smirks at her chirps*
*****Barbie******: what??
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: huh?
*****Barbie******: I am pretty confused...
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ditto, what?? lol
*****Barbie******: something about chirping
*****Barbie******: hahaah
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: lol *gigles*
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: I'm a little hyper
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: -again
*****Barbie******: i can tell....
*****Barbie******: hha
*****Barbie******: its okay though
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: HEY! Get Hyoper With MEe!
*****Barbie******: haha
*****Barbie******: na...
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: *Swallows a pixie stick*
*****Barbie******: I don't feel very hyper
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: -wishes
*****Barbie******: haha
*****Barbie******: thats sounds yummy
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: awww, y?
*****Barbie******: yeah
*****Barbie******: same here
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: yay, it does SOUND yummy
*****Barbie******: cuz, Rum and Rad are watching a movie
*****Barbie******: and I don't want to get yelled at
*****Barbie******: I have to be quite
*****Barbie******:
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: AWW
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: i SORRY
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: stupid caps
*****Barbie******: yeah...
*****Barbie******: haha
*****Barbie******: tis okay
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: should i call u bout saturday?
*****Barbie******: I got a comment from Brad and I am happy
*****Barbie******:
*****Barbie******:
*****Barbie******: haha
*****Barbie******: yah
*****Barbie******: you can
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: i got a call from Kylet i am so happy
*****Barbie******: sweet!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: *Kyle, lol Kylet
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: but its wwas
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: quick
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: i better g2g too
*****Barbie******: ok
*****Barbie******: ttyl,byes
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: B
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: Y
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: E
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: S
*****Barbie******: B
*****Barbie******: Y
*****Barbie******: E
*****Barbie******: S
*****Barbie******: L
*****Barbie******: O
*****Barbie******: L
*****Barbie******: BYES
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: what that speels!!? Byes~~~!@@@1!!!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: samie just rubbed my jugs
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: lol. random ahahahahah
*****Barbie******: haha
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: byes
*****Barbie******: bye
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: bye Barbie B-******
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: darn parental control lock lol
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: j\k
*****Barbie******: hahha
*****Barbie******: by you juicy jugs
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: bye Babie B-BLEPP!****
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: wont work!
*****Barbie******: hahaha
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: Byes u Barbie Boos! 3rd times charm!
*****Barbie******: hhahsha
*****Barbie******: bye
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: *grrr BARBIE BOOBS!!!!1
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: THERE!!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: ok Byes
*****Barbie******: bye!
~~~~Juicy!~~~~: logs out, with both jugs 21

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