Smile why don't you?2
"I can't."3
Oh, come on now, you can do it. Like this... See isn't that a pretty smile?4
"Get your fingers off my face..."5
Can't I help just a little bit?6
"Your as bad as my friends."7
I'm not that bad. Now what is going on?8
"You live in my head and you don't know?"9
Just because we say, "Just let your conscience be your guide!" doesn't mean we know everything. Plus, I'm not perfect.10
"Didn't you train with like Pinocchio or something?"11
Do I look like a cricket to you?12
"Your small like one."13
That's because you just watched "Xio Lin Showdown" with those chopstick thingies and shrunk me out of frustration.14
"Then why is this named 'Jimmeny Cricket ver-'"15
I know what it's called! It's to show alliteration, plus, the people in the imagination board said that this would draw people's attention and...-16
"Blah, blah, blah, I get it okay? Man you really are worse than my friends"17
Oh, come now, am I really that bad?18
"I'll say one thing, at least my friends ask me what's wrong."19
What? Do you want me to spell it out for you? *sigh* Fine then, I'll go from guidance to shrink...un-kay, now zen, tell me wat has bin bo'thering 'ou.20
"Uh, fine. I'll play your little game and have a seat."21
Lay down.22
"What?"23
Lay down!24
"Alright, alright!... sheesh..."25
Alrrrright zen, now gou on..26
"Well... I don't know. I feel like I can't find myself anymore. Or at least who I want to be.."27
Whenz did thiz alll sta'rt?28
"I don't know! That's why I'm here remember?!?"29
Rightz, rightz..30
"Will you stop talking like your from Germany or something! It's Pissing me OFF!!"31
Just calm down. I'll be serious okay?32
"Fine, whatever. I am so done with all of this."33
*sigh* Okay but seriously now, what's going on?34
"I don't know really. One minute I want to be a prep, the next by myself, and then all of a sudden, I feel like I'm lost. But one things for certain if nothing else, everything and I mean EVERYTHING my friends do seems to pis-"35
Ahem...36
"Sorry, get me annoyed even more than I already am."37
So, no matter what happens, everything ticks you off.38
"Yeah exactly. I just can't put my finger on what I'm feeling. I can't tell if it's depression, anger, puberty, or PMS."39
You know we might have guy readers right? *cough* Alex *cough*40
"Who gives a d-"41
EXCUSE YOU!!42
"Sorry, I'm just so,... so..."43
So confused.44
"Yeah, exactly, ... so confused that I don't know what to do or think. It's like if you were in a maze and every turn you took, it said that it was both right and wrong."45
Like saying that Peanut Butter tastes better than Jelly, because Jelly tastes better...46
"O.o.... right. Anyway my point being, I just don't know what to do right now."47
It's okay. Just remember one thing, when all else fails, God still loves you.48
"For some reason that doesn't make me feel better."49
That's because Satan is...50
"PLEASE... let's not talk about spiritual things right now. That's all I need. A mini version of my dad in my head."51
Hey, but he's usually right you know?52
"Yes... I know."53
Anyway, is that all that's bugging you?54
"OF COURSE not! I'm suppose not to be dating before marriage remember?"55
Right the purity thing. How's that coming by the way?56
"HORRIBLE. It seems like it got worse ever since this started. I mean, I know that it's right, because hey I mean what is the point in dating if your not going to get married. Like my dad says, "There are only 2 reasons to date young: sexual desire, and well... looking to "have fun" which might include the first one."57
You know, people are going to disagree with that right?58
"DUH! I tried to tell it to my friend and she was all, "Whatever... I'll have memories and you won't and blah blah blah..."59
Yeah, but she doesn't have a lot of common se-60
"I mean, who does she think she is! She's only dated like 2 people! The nerve of that girl! Why I outta!"61
Whoa, whoa! Calm down. Now, just sit back down and we'll-62
"GAH!!! I.. I ... I NEED SOMETHING TO DESTROY!"63
Uh, want a piece of paper or some-64
"GAH!"65
"*RIIIIIPPP.... ripripripripripripripripripripripripripripriprip*"66
Are you done now?67
"*Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, inhale* I think so *exhale*"68
Good. Now sit.69
"*sit*"70
Lay down.71
"*lays down*"72
Good, now continue.73
"Right. The purity thing isn't as hard as it sounds. Not like I could get a date anyway..."74
I beg to differ.75
"If you say so. But anyway, it's just sometimes when I think about having a guy..."76
A CHRISTIAN guy.77
"Will you stop interrupting! Be a good little shrink and SHUT UP!"78
I's sorry.79
"Thank you. Now anyway, I guess it's the whole "Satan tempts you part" of being a Christian, but I mean, it's hard! I see all these movies with the guys and girls, and all the books, and a 3rd thing, but, I don't know... I'm babbling like Court-"80
No names please.81
"What about Al-"82
I can say names, you can't, remember? 83
"Whose head are you in again?"84
Who is your conscience?85
"Right. So now I don't know what to -"86
And that will end our session!87
"Excuse me?"88
That will be $80 please. Cash or credit?89
"I'M NOT DONE!!"90
I-I-IIII A-A-A-M-M-M..
!91"Fine, whatever. I'll just go talk to Enthusiasm over there and we'll just have some tea and..."92
Your gonna get yourself killed if you talk to her! She only thinks about the "bright" side of things. She even made death sound good.
Fine talk to me. But you owe me.93
"Okay your turn to give me advice."94
So that's all you wanted to tell me? 'Your turn to give advice?' What kind of important question is that?95
"I never said it was important."96
Darn... fall for it every time.97
"So continue."98
To tell you the truth, I'm about as confused as you are. 99
"O.o"100
But to give you honest truth, pray, ask God what to do, and then you'll find yourself again.101
"So.... what about now?"102
Now, go run in circles or something.103
"WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING JIMMENY CRICKET!"104
I told you I am NOT Jimmeny Cricket.105
*Poof*106
"Now you are."107
For the love of Pete, you had to?108
"Yes, now I can laugh at you!"109
Will it make you feel better?110
"Yes and no."111
Then I'm getting out of this costume, thank you.112
"For what?"113
For...for.... you know I don't know really.114
"Okay, I'm done here. You win."115
No, I most certainly do not. Not until you can sort this out yourself.116
"But it's hard!"117
Well it wouldn't be hard if you just read your Bible more and prayed more!118
"Yes it would."119
Maybe. More importantly, you need to just sit back, relax, and listen for God's voice.120
"Okay, can I stop talking to myself already? My fingers hurt, and, my ..."121
Friends... acquittances... annoyances?122
"Acquittance's works well."123
Continue.124
"My acquittances are getting worried."125
It's sad that you don't want to call them friends.126
"I know. Does it look like I want no one to call a friend?"127
Yes.128
"
"129I mean, of coarse not!130
"I guess I kind of feel caught in the middle. Half of me likes the people who are my friends and tells me to be who I want to be, not to care what other people think. On the other hand, the other side of me wants out. It says that there just too hyper, too crazy, too... weird."131
We all come to that in life. It's called a "mid-life crisis". You just seem to have it early in life.132
"Not funny. This is serious."133
I know. You'll be fine. You always are.134
"That is what worries me."135
Oh, come now, sure your friends confuse you, and the world itself is pretty mean, but there is always sunshine behind the clouds, no matter how dark they may be.136
"*sigh* Guess your right."137
Remember, God loves you so much. Your family loves you so much. And yes your friends do love you, very much.138
"Right, and I except that love. Every body's but A-"139
Ahem...140
"Soul-reaper's?"141
Better, but next time use "some body's' k?142
"Whatever."143
Now, let's see that smile one more time.144
"*smirk*"145
That won't do... Enthusiasm come over here please.146
'Yes!!! Hello world! Hello Master, Hello Jimmeny, Hello empty void in which we live!'147
I am not Jimmeny!!!!148
"Empty void?!?!"149
Anyway... I need you to make her smile.150
'Okay Jimmeny! As you wish!'151
I AM NOT JIMMENY!!!152
'Okay master, come here!'153
'pushes cheeks'154
"Oww..."155
'There what a pretty smile!'156
"Enthy?"157
'Yes?'158
"I hate you."159
'I love you too master!'
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