Guilty Pleasures Season One : Episode Two "Sexual" Part 7

Rade walked over to the bar and made herself a martini. Other than her sling-back stiletto heels, she was totally naked.

Rade: Now, on to business. Tell me all about this Darren Holloway. Why do you hate him?1

Miles was lying in bed with his hands behind his head. He had just had the best sex in his entire life! He was having such a wonderful time that he had completely forgot why he had come over in the first place.2

Miles: Come back to bed, and I'll give you the full details. It really is a long drawn-out story and I might need some stimulation to help me tell it in its entirety.

Rade slipped on her black fur-trimmed satin robe and sat on her chaise lounge. She crossed her legs and sipped her martini.3

Rade: Actually, I'm fine where I'm at. Go ahead and start. I don't have to be at work for five hours, so I have the time.4

Miles: I didn't know you went to work? Other than fortune telling, murder plotting, and amazing sex, what do you do?5

Rade: If you must know, I'm a lawyer. My sister and I have a firm. She's just starting and I'm training her to be the powerhouse that I am. I've never lost a case.6

Miles: I believe you. Now come over and sit with me on the.......7

Rade: TELL ME WHY THE FUCK YOU'RE HERE?

Miles practically fell off the bed. Rade had completely turned a full three-sixty on him. One minute she had been on top of him screwing his brains out and the next she was seething in anger and screaming at him to tell her his business.8

Miles: I...I'm sorry Rade.9

Rade smiled sweetly.10

Rade: That's fine. I just want to get down to business. Please continue.11

Miles: Uh...okay. Well, his name is Darren Holloway and I'd have to say he's probably my worst enemy. It all started many years ago in medical school. We were roommates at an elite university in Boston. I wouldn't say we had a ton in common, but we were friends. He spent a lot of his time in the local pubs and I spent a lot my time in the dorm studying. Medicine came so easy to him. What he would review in ten minutes, I would have to study for an hour. I was definitely jealous of him, but Darren was a good guy. Before we would go to bed we would review terms that would be on the test. We got along well, until our final year.12

Rade got up and made herself another drink. She put an olive in the glass and smiled.13

Rade: This is sounding good. Tell me more!14

Miles: Well, school was getting more and more difficult and we had this huge test coming up. Both Darren and I were worried we would flunk it. I had been in the professor's office the day before the test, asking for some advice. My professor, Dr. Nathaniel Myrtledove, was a jack-ass and told me nothing. However, he got an urgent call and left me alone in his office. It was then that I got the idea. 15

Rade: You went in search for the answer key to the exam?16

Miles: Yes. I had to! It was right in the file cabinet under our class's name. I quickly took the answer key out and ran down the hall to the copy machine, making sure no one would see me. After I was done, I slipped back into the office, put the answer key back in the file cabinet, and shut it just in time, before Professor Myrtledove arrived. Well, when I got to my dorm I told Darren, so that he could be in on everything. After all, we were friends and we both needed the answers to do well on the test.17

Rade took out a long slim cigarette and lit it.

Rade: This is so exciting! What did he say? Did he consider you his hero?18

Miles: On the contrary! He was pissed at me and said that we could both get kicked out of school if anyone knew what I had done. I offered to let him use them to study and instead he said he wanted nothing to do with them and that he could ace the test on his own. He stormed out of the dorm and didn't return 'till the next morning. Apparently he had been up all night studying in the library. What an idiot!19

Rade: So, did you use them? Please say you did! I can't stand noble men.20

Miles: Of course I used them! And....I got the highest score on the test. 100%! Everyone was shocked, since most of my scores were C's.21

Rade: And Darren?22

Miles: He got a D. I told him he should have used the answer key to study. Well, needless to say, he was pissed at me for cheating, and pissed that his honest method fucked him over, so he told on me.23

Rade: He didn't!24

Miles: Oh he did. Went right to Professor Myrtledove and told him what I did. He took Myrtledove into our room before I got home and showed him where it was. Since Darren did so bad on the test, Myrtledove didn't blame him for being a part of it and instead praised him for his honesty. I, on the other hand, was kicked out of the school. Mortified, I pursued other elite universities and they all refused me, since they had gotten word of what I did. I tried for less expensive colleges and they also refused me into the medical field. Myrtledove had done everything in his power (which he had a lot of) to ruin any chances of me being a doctor. My dream to follow in my father's footsteps were shattered. All because one guy felt he was too good for cheating and then wanted me to pay, since the honest way bit him hard in the ass!25

Rade put out her cigarette in the ashtray and picked up a lit candelabra.26

Rade: You have no idea how that story turned me on. Want me to show you?27

Miles became excited.28

Miles: Yes!29

Rade took a candle out of the holder and let some of the hot wax drip on Miles's chest. 30

Miles: What the fuck are you doing?31

Rade: Playing with fire. Darren screwed you, and now...I'm going to screw you. When a man comes to me and wants me to help him get revenge, I get extremely horny and I need to be satisfied. So now I'm going to lick the wax off your chest.32

Miles squirmed in both pain and delight as Rade poured hot wax on him and then lifted the hardened wax off of his chest with her tongue.33

Rade: So, you want me to create a potion that will kill Darren and not link you as a suspect, correct?34

Miles: Perfectly correct. Ooooh, please don't stop! Keep doing what your doing. It is an incredible sensation.35

Rade: You asked for it.36

With that, Rade took two more candles out of the candelabra and poured the wax onto Miles's private parts. Miles screamed in pain and Rade went down on him to clean it all up!37