[Setting: Two different computers, in two different houses. 'Defying Gravity' by Kristin Chenoweth is playing in the background.]1
Kim: Hey!2
Ella: Hey!3
K: Whazzup?4
E: Not much, you?5
K: Same.6
E: I see.7
K: Happy Easter!8
E: Happy Easter to you too!9
K: I'm listening to the awesomest song right now. It's called 'Defying Gravity' by Kristin Chenoweth. It's a Broadway song.10
E: Omigod I love Broadway!11
K: So how did the breakup go?12
E: Not so well. He kept on saying he loved me.13
K: Boys are so stupid--especially the ones who POST THEIR GRADES ON THE INTERNET!!!14
E: That is so annoying.15
[Kim's friend Lana takes over her computer, with Kim's consent.]16
Lana: I think that's hot! So sexay!17
Ella: Omigod Kim!18
L: What?19
E: That was so funny!20
L: What was?21
E: You said that his good grades were sexay!22
L: Yah, so?23
E: You weren't kidding?24
L: No. Why'd you think I was kidding?25
E: Cuz I didn't think you'd think that him posting his grades on the net was sexay.26
L: Well, he's hot and smart.27
E: Oh I get it now! You like him cuz he's hot and smart, not cuz he was showing off!28
L: Exactly. The posting thing wasn't sexay, but hey, he's proud of his grades.29
E: OK never mind. I understand now. Yes, I see how that could be hot. ..... What does he look like?30
L: He's...well...smexy. [Yells] HAWT!!31
E: Smart plus sexy? Ohhhhh......Hot is always a plus.32
L: Smexy beast!33
E: Is his hair still blue?34
L: It's black. Gorgeous!35
E: Yay! Black haired dudes are hawt. Yay for smexy beasts! ..... Is it natural or dyed?36
L: Dyed, but it looks awesome!37
E: Ooooooo.38
L: He's tall.39
E: How tall?40
L: Six feet.41
E: Tall guys are hot! ..... How old again?42
L: Sixteen. He hit me with a baked bean. ..... It was HAWT!!!43
E: Really? When?44
L: A couple of days ago. I saw him at the mall.45
E: He sounds fabulous. I give my approval. [Nods earnestly]46
L: He was visiting someone. I said hi. He threw a baked bean at me. I saw him at the food court.47
E: Cool!48
L: I know! I went to say hi later in Kohls and he threw a dress at me. 49
E: Oooooo he's flirting!50
L: Yup!51
E: It is so the classic love story.52
L: He sent me a hate email. It said I looked like a rodent.53
E: Omigod you don't look like a rodent! He is flirting. 54
L: It also told me to brish the bush on my head. I asked him if he was kidding. ..... [Matter-of-a-factly] He said no. He told me to go someplace warm and toasty.55
E: Why?56
L: I dunno. I asked him who he was staying with. ..... He ran. It was sooooo romantic.57
E: Classic love story...Girl pretends to hate boy but actually loves how he pisses her off, guy pretends to piss off girl as a means of flirting.58
L: On his xanga he said I was stalking him. I wasn't. ..... I was only following him. ..... A lot.59
E: No matter what he says, he is flirting.60
L: I hope he was.61
E: What's his name again? Michael?62
L: Michael Kostner. He's the brother of a friend of mine. He lives in Indiana.63
E: Awesome.64
L: Every time he tells me to die, it makes me swoon. .......... He told Laura that I'm a freak and she should never talk to me again. .......... [Starts laughing] I had you fooled! [Laughs some more.]
65
E: What do you mean?66
L: I was joking the whole time!67
E: Omigod. 68
L: Actually, Lana was.69
E: YOU SMELLY POOH! [laughs] I knew it didn't sound like you. I was like "Did she just say sexay?" 70
L: Well, it wasn't her. It was Lana. ..... She's sexay. [Laughs]71
E: Oh hi well this is Ella.72
L: Well, I've got to go. Talk to ya later.73
E: Later! 74
Author notes
My first attempt at writing a play. This is based on an actual IM conversation my friends had.
Comments
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lol this is funny. I am not sure exactly how to rate this as a play but it is an interesting conversation that sounds rather similar to ones i've had with friends. girls together can come up with some crazy statements. very nice write, I enjoyed it.
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