Once upon a midnight dreary,
A fellow look too edgy,
To be from the island of Fiji,
A Man who was grouchy
With a chest that was heavily hairy,
Intertwined with a huge poison ivy,
Dancing like a disc jockey,
While giving his left knee,
Into a sexy lady,
Leaving his surrounding very mussy,
Acting like a destructive nazi,
Being completely ornery,
And displaying it proudly,
Making the victims queasy,
Crushed a ruby,
While moving strongly,
Towards the biggest ball of taffy,
That looked butt ugly,
But tripped and demolish the church vestry,
Which was an act that was wildly,
For a look a like yeti,
And the crowd was dazed as a zombie,
Even the army,
Could not meet the demand from his belly,
As all he wanted was a chunky nutty candy!
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