Won't Somebody Get Me Off of This Reef?

The smoke billowed up towards the ceiling and Jimmy watched as it weaved around the fan and a little beheaded squirrel stuffed animal he had hanging by a rope. He was lost somewhere in his head for the moment. He took another drag on his joint and continued to stare up at the smoke.1

He couldn't remember what had happened earlier that day as of right now. He might have got beat up today. His arm and ribcage were pretty sore. His nuts also hurt a bit.

He reached down to scratch himself. He grabbed ahold of his lonesome manhood and caressed it. Now that he was down here he might as well play with himself.2

After all, it was the only action he could get. That girl- what the hell was her name anyway?- she wouldn't give him pleasure. She never came to him when he was horny. She rarely even kissed him.3

That stupid girl....was her name Novi? Eh, it wasn't important. She was just his girlfriend...4

Jimmy sat up all of the sudden. Novi. She was that girl he was going out with. Jimmy smiled, proud of the accomplishment he had just made. He remembered her name. Knowing that could give him major chick-points.5

He layed back down and took another drag. Now where was Novi? Where had she run off to? If she was here he could satisfy himself with her, not his hand.6

His hand wasn't that bad of a lover, though. He closed his eyes and moaned softly as he continued to grope himself. Nothing in the world was better than his right hand, right now.7

His joint was a close second. It let him forget about whatever it was that was bugging him today. What was bothering him anyway? Why was he smoking again?8

Again, he might have been kicked around at school today. That was strange. Wouldn't Shem be there to save him? That boy normally defended him from any bullies even though the kid was a walking skeleton, 6 feet tall and weighing in at 90lbs. at age 16. He was a hell of a fighter though.9

He still felt sore so he must have been beat up. But why would they harm his balls? That wasn't dignified. Guys don't do that to other guys. It was a rule or something.10

Maybe it wasn't a guy who hit him. It must have been a girl.11

That stupid girl who didn't pleasure him. That's right. She hit him today. She smacked him because he was being an ass. He tried to get in her pants durring gym class today. That's right. She socked him in the nuts, then screamed in his face about something. 12

It was something about how he was different. He was smoking to much or some crap like that. He put his arms around her then she elbowed him in the ribs and pushed him into the lockers.13

She then looked him square in the eyes and said, "It's over, you scumbag! I never want to see you again, Jimmy!"14

She stormed off or something leaving Jimmy all alone by the lockers. He remembered sitting there until Shem found him.15

"Damnit," Jimmy grumbled as he stopped masturbating and finally came to the realization of what happened today.16

Novi left. She dumped him. She never wanted to see him ever again. She was gone.17

And it was all because she didn't like him smoking pot.18

He could feel his emotions coming back to him and he started shaking. Thinking quickly, he pulled another joint from under his bed. He lit it and took a drag.19

Freedom never tasted so good.20

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