OLDSHOELADIES NEWS hot off the press

THE kings solders were called out at 6;36 am this morning they were unable to finnesh ther muffits an anonimouse cow upon returning from its walk in the moonlight was startled by the what looked to be a lrge ronde person strugling and in some distres 'cow says "I was mooooaking my woooay toooo the aristr. . . .I moooean to mooy old frind peters and was stoped right befor the punkin patch ooover by the wooall woooas some thing in troooouble so ooo I came to yooooo'u" The kings solders fearing some foul play made hast to to the wall base and and were hot on the case . . . .huhum sorry cow was questioned on its unuasal atire that is the pilots gogles and aviaters jacket and helmet but was let go after it was clear cow new no more.the kings men were also dispatched to question nebors but all couldnt remember any thing more then usaul by there wal and infact it was seemingly all to quite now that i think about it ."one locale resident said. at first thers was nothinhg unasual at the seen the wall was as it always is HIGH and WIDE miss mufit was asked if at any time she may have seen any thing her tuffit was the closest to the wall and she may have known something.but a very fidgity and nervouse muffit was unable to stay at her muffit haveing been unaware she was beeing watch then she proclaimed thats when he did it did what miss thats when he sat rite beside me he who the spider this was disterbing news indeed a spider loose in fairy land.. now they just coul not ignor the siting it needs investagation but we cant stop the search cat said yes cat well my cradle is rite beside the window and I saw something that may intrest you yes speak it kat well sir it apeard at least for a momment that a large shadow swooped the wall fast and it was moving down i never saw it go back up .sir yes litle boy blue is over at the spoon residence he had tied one on last night and was roming last night mabey he could.... i see thinkls cat miss muffit you can go we will contact you for any more ifo the kings soldiers are going to be continuing there search but only at half the man power but.. why sir well men theres a spider in town all the kings men grew tense and warry and now were alert and ready so the other half of us will be on spider detail now im nlot wanting to pic so ill turn my back and volentiers can step forward now "and all the kingas men took a step" said locale punkin eater,"it was truely insperational"the day is just begining but with search under way you can be rest asured all the solders and all the kings men are working to make are fairy tail land safe again. there will be a oldshoe lady news channle 1 for the remainder of crisses and every bodys favorit lunar personality will be cover the events update .......I witness reports say that little boy not to be confused with nblue < was herd laughing late into the night and most wonderd what was such a site that caused his maniacle lafter we will be your No#1 one sorce for info as the events un fold will be right back.
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