The start of Monkeyman!

The Start of Monkeyman1

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                            Matt s.3

OK most people that have read Mike&Joe books should know who monkeyman is, well if you don’t then I don’t care. If you haven’t read Mike&Joe and want to know who monkeyman is, well fuck you and you will see. It starts one day, it was a nice sunny yet rainy day. With Dogs “meowing" and cats saying “www. weeeeee".4

“Hey, Matt"5

“Hi Sean, what’s shaking?" 6

“Nothing much, you" 7

“Nothing at all"8

“Cool" said Sean!9

“so what do you want to do today?" asked Sean. 10

“I don’t know, how about skateboarding"? Said Matt.11

“NO its raining lets go to the zoo"12

“Ok lets"13

So Matt and Sean went to the zoo. Well to tell you kids the zoo sucks ass. They saw stupid crap like cows. What the fuck is a cow, a cow, a fucking cow? And they also saw some bull shit. Anyway Matt and Sean saw a sign. 14

“Hey Sean, Dude a monkey house, dude we got to go" 15

"Sweet, yea"16

So Matt and Sean when into the monkey house.17

“HAHAHA...Monkeys are so awesome".18

“Yea". Just then a man went into the cage to feed a monkey; after he feed the monkey he left, he also left the door open. 19

“Hey Sean I dare you to have sex with that monkey" 20

“Fuck no" 21

“Come on! Ok, I will give you 5 dollars right know, if you do it!" 22

“Ok, fine. I will do anything for 5 dollars". So Sean when into the cage and well..... HAD SEX WITH THE MONKEY...... SHIT WHAT THE FUCK, HE SEX WITH A MONKEY! COME ON DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, THIS KID HAS PROBLEMS....  After Sean had sex with the monkey, he turned to me and said “Don’t ever talk about this". About a year later Matt got a call from the zoo.23

“Hey I have this kid on tape that is talking to you"24

“Yea you mean Sean"25

“Yea, well that monkey had a baby after what your friend did”  26

“OH SHIT." Matt said 27

“Yea, well we are coming over to give you this, this, thing!”28

“Oh Fuck ". Matt said to himself. Two hours later a zookeeper came over with this thing, well he looked like a half monkey and half man..... 29

“WOW!!! What the fuck are you?" The thing look at me and said. 30

“Well I am half man and half monkey, so you can call me Monkeyman ".31

“Ok Monkeyman what are you going to do? I mean you’re a monkey and a man what type of job are you going to have?" 32

“Well how about a cow?"33

“Think harder shit face”34

“Ok well I don’t like people, and I don’t give a crap if there in trouble so humm...." 35

“Ha, yea, I got an idea, how about a super hero?" 36

“Yea how about Monkeyman?" 37

“I like it...here have a cape". So now Monkeyman is a superhero who sucks and love getting BJ'S.....38

THE END 39

MATT S.      40