Wild Child - part 4

“There you are!” Chanette’s voice blared into Angie’s thoughts.1

“You should know where to find me if you loose me. I’ve always been a sucker for bubbling water.”2

“So Angie, what were you so deep in thought about?”  Chanette badgered.3

“Nothing much, just reminiscing.”4

“About?  Oh let me guess, a certain night many years ago?  You never did tell me what happened that night.”5

“Nothing happened.” Angie lied.6

“Yeah right!  That’s why you always get a devilish grin on your face when I ask you about it.  What were you doing in here that night when I walked in?”7

“Nothing, I told you, I was relaxing, I had a little to much champagne.”8

“Angie, I wasn’t born yesterday, you weren’t even sixteen, you didn’t need to relax and besides which what the hell happened to your clothing?  You never took your clothing off, even when we had Phys. Ed. you would always be the last one out the change room.”9

“Shanz, Shut up!”10

“I also happen to know my brother, and what he would like to have gotten up to.  His hormones were worse than a runaway steam train, and you want to tell me nothing happened.”11

“Shanz, give it up and get in here already.”12

“You know your brother so well.  You should also know that he only went for older women, I was way too young for him.”  For some unknown reason neither Angie nor Anthony had never told anyone what had happened that night so long ago.  It had remained their secret.13

“Shanz,” Angie called lazily.14

“Yeah?”  Chanette mumbled15

“Who were those two you were speaking to?16

“Derek and Virginia?” 17

“Yes.”18

“Derek was in Military School with Ant,”19

“Anthony was in Military School?”  Angie burst into laughter.20

“Don’t laugh, it lasted exactly three months, before our parents were asked to take him out.  It’s not one of Ant’s prouder achievements.”21

“So where does Derek fit in?”22

“I’m getting to that.  They were in the same hostel. I’m sure I told you about Ant’s strange friend, the one I was convinced was gay?”23

“Shanz, you think all of his friends are either gay or weird.  Anyway, I’m more interested in the redhead.”24

“She’s just the flavour of the month, he goes through women worse than I do.”25

“She could easily become my flavour for the month, she’s pretty tasty don’t you think?” Angie queried from her friend.26

“I have to agree with you one hundred percent.”27

While Anthony may have preferred older women, Chanette just preferred women.  She would string one or two men along promising them everything and delivering nothing, she always returned to the women in her life, and Angie was one of them.28

Angie and Chanette stayed in the Jacuzzi long enough to finish three bottles of champagne before they decided to rejoin the party.  Chanette grabbed a bath sheet, draped it around Angie’s body and began to dry her off.  When she had finished, Angie took the bath sheet from her friend’s hands and dried the little remaining water from her friend’s curvaceous body, placing kisses wherever she had dried.  They re-joined the party, to find that most the people had already left, and the few that remained were all mildly happy from flowing champagne.  Angie was pleased to notice that Derek and Virginia were amongst the few remaining guests.  Angie and Chanette managed to position themselves next to them.  While Chanette tried hopelessly to pair off with Virginia, Derek was attempting to get her into bed.  Angie watched the scenario unfold before her eyes with amusement.  It seemed to Angie that Virginia was a little uncomfortable with the attention received from Chanette.29

“Shorry, but I forgot your name?”  Derek slurred in Angie’s ear.30

“It’s Angie.” She replied.31

“Thatsh right,” he said drunkenly.32

Angie could now see why Chanette preferred women, men are so pathetically false, and she could however think of one thing they are good for.33

“Howsh about you and me splitting and going back to my plash?”  Derek slurred some more.34

“What about Virginia?” Angie asked all innocently.35

“What about her?  She’s having fun with the dyke, and anyway I’m not likely to score with her tonight!”36

“Fine, let’s go.” She got up and headed for the door.  Derek followed.37

“Derek, where are you going?” Angie heard Virginia whining in the background.38

“To the gents, do you want to come with?” Derek barked at her39

Chanette had heard the entire conversation, and was curious what her friend had up her sleeve.  When they reached the Limo, Edward opened the door, Derek pushed in first and sprawled across the seat before opening the cocktail cabinet and pouring himself a scotch.  “Want anything?”40

“Orange juice thanks.  Give your address to the driver and we’ll be on our way.” 41

“Letsh go back to your plashe and,” Derek started to say.42

“We can’t, I stay too far.”  Angie had to reply quickly.  Edward gave her questioning look through the rear-view mirror.43

“Okay, hey driver.  Home James to 2435 St. Laurent Drive.” He demanded.44

“Yes Sir,” muttered Edward between clenched teeth.  Edward had hardly pulled out of the driveway when Derek passed out.45

“Edward, can you go any faster, the sooner we get this dick-head out the Limo, the better!”46

“Sure thing Ma’am,” Edward responded with a grin on his face and a twinkle in his eye.47

Once they had arrived at Derek’s domicile, Edward and Angie packed him out the Limo and took him inside.  Edward found his bedroom, dragged him there and dropped him onto the bed, where his shoes, shirt and trousers were taken off and the covers drawn over him.48

There was a sudden squeaking sound as Edward was about to walk out of the room.49

“Shit!  I stood on something.”50

“Well don’t just stand there, look and see.”51

Edward bent down, looked under the bed and pulled out a blow up doll.52

“Oh swell,” Angie said as they burst into laughter.  Putting her finger over her lips, she turned to Edward, “Shh, we’ll wake up sleeping beauty.  Ooh, I’ve just had a brainwave, lets blow up the milk maid here at put it in bed with him!”53

“Sounds interesting.”54

“Have a look under the bed if there is a pump or something”55

Edward looked under the bed once again, “There’s more than just a pump down here, have a look.”56

Angie knelt down and peered under the bed, “holy shit, what is this crap?” she stated pulling a large box out and opening it.57

“What’s in it?”  Edward probed.58

“Everything and more,” she stated and began emptying the box, the first thing that caught her attention was a studded dog collar, “hmm, I wonder?” she mumbled.59

“What ma’am”60

“We’ve gone this far, we may as well carry on.”61

With that Edward took the dog collar and placed it around the milkmaid’s neck.  Angie was still scratching in the box amazed at the strange things that were in it.  “Here, Edward, take this,” and handed him two pairs of handcuffs, “and this?”62

Edward looked up at her, “sexy outfit, only one question remains, is he going to wear it or the milkmaid?”63

Angie dropped the teddy over Derek’s head and between herself and Edward managed to dress him in it.  Angie continued to snoop through the box and found a make-up bag, she then proceed to apply it to Derek’s face.  She applied the lipstick to the milkmaid’s open mouth, yanked Derek’s jocks down and put the milkmaid’s open mouth over his very small, limp weener.  Once she had finished, Edward cuffed the doll and Derek together.  Edward and Angie left Derek’s place in fists of laughter.64