The Search For Sharon

Chapter One1

Sharon somehow fell asleep in the midst of all that noise. She dreamed of Anny...and SHO! In the dream, Anny and Sho were competing. They were trying to see who had the better voice. Sharon was the judge. After they both sang their songs, Sharon was asked to tell who was better at singing. 2

Sharon was shocked! She never thought that Anny could sound so good in a big room that echoes! But right when Sharon was about to pick Anny, She woke up by the sound of the music still blasting in her room! 3

"Aaaaaaaggggghhhh!" Sharon screamed as loud as she could, but no one could hear her! For the music was too loud. Then she saw that her mother had placed the picture of Sho right at the front of the bed.4

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeekkk! Sharon screamed again. This time even louder! Her mother heard a slight sound that sounded like a scream, so she went to Sharon's room to see what was happening. And she saw Sharon lying on her bed covering her ears and closing her eyes tightly. Her mother turned off the music. 5

"What's wrong Sharon?" Her mother asked. 6

"Oh it was horrible, I was just having a dream about Anny, and that disgusting music woke me up!" Sharon said, relieved that the music was turned off. Her mother thought that she was talking about the Cinderella sound track. 7

"Oh, I see, maybe this will help you." She said, as she turned Sho's music back on before Sharon could say anything. It was torturous! Sho's voice was blasting through the speakers, and Sharon's mother was downstairs doing the laundry so that she couldn't hear Sho's voice, which she actually hated, but she put it on just for Sharon's sake. 8

Sharon quickly ran to her desk and started frantically writing a letter to her grandmother. 9

"AAAGGGGHHH!!! I can't concentrate with this absolutely horrendous music playing!!! By the way...what does horrendous mean?" Sharon thought. "Oh well, it doesn't matter really. At least I know a big word! I shall tell Anny!" Sharon thought. 10

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Anny and Sho were walking down the street stopping at every house they saw, even if there were only men living there. He had to find his Sharon, Anny thought. They stopped at Miss Dorfas' house. No one was there. 12

"That's strange." Sho said, scratching his nose. "Nobody's here!" 13

"It's not strange!" Anny said! "Miss Dorfas married Principle Billy, so she should be at his house!" Said Anny, thinking himself clever. So they walked to his house, but no one was there either! "Now that is strange." Said Anny. "Why would no one be at either house?" He thought. 14

"They are off together at a romantic park." Sho said, thinking himself the smartest one in Sho and Marina town. 15

"Maybe" Said Anny, as they walked to the next house. It was Sharon's house. 16

"Why would Sharon be listening to me singing?" Sho said. 17

"She isn't!" Said Anny. "Because if she was home, the music wouldn't be playing ever so loudly, in fact, the music wouldn't even be on in the first place!" Anny said. Thinking himself cleverer than Sho. So they kept walking, they came to Pigly Boo's house. Sho rang the bell ever so loudly. Pigly Loo answered the door. 18

"Oh, the famous Sho! I just love your singing! Come in, come in!" She shouted. "What are you here for by the way?" Pigly Loo asked. 19

"We are here to find Anny's sweetheart!" Sho declared. 20

"Oh, Anny! I didn't even see you there! When did you come in? Oh never mind." Said Pigly Loo.21

Chapter Two22

"So, how will you find her?" She asked. 23

"Who ever fits this pink sock!" Anny said proudly. 24

"Oh what a lovely pink sock!" screamed Pigly Loo. "May I have it?"  25

"NO!" Shouted Anny. "But you may try it on."  26

"Oh, it sure does look tiny!" Pigly Loo said, as she grabbed the sock from Anny and started to put it on. "Oh, what a lovely fit!" Said Pigly Loo. Her foot was squashed into the sock. Then they heard a strange sound, it sounded like 27

"A RIP!" screamed Anny. "Take it off! Take it off NOW!" Cried Anny frantically. 28

"Alright, alright!" said Pigly Loo, as she slowly took it off. Soon Anny and Sho were both out the door and on the street. Sho looked at the picture that Pigly Loo had given him. It was a picture of herself. Sho smiled, but it soon turned into a frown, he remembered that he was a married boy. 29

"Let's get going." He said sadly. 30

"I WANNA GO HOME!" Anny shouted. 31

"Fine, we'll continue the search tomorrow." Sho said, still slightly sad. He walked away to his house. Anny did the same, but when he got home, the door was locked. Anny rang the doorbell. Billy answered the door. 32

"What do YOU want?" He asked angrily. "I was just in the middle of seducing Ross Mary!!!" He shouted. Anny looked speechless. 33

"But what are you doing in my house? Where's Mommy?" He asked with a very sad facial expression. 34

"This is MY house! And no one disturbs me right when I'm in the mid...." Anny slammed the door in Billy's face, he couldn't hear anymore. 35

Anny wiped away a tear from his sad face. He saw a bright flash and he spun around, there was Pigly-boo with a big camera.36

"Ehe! This will be a nice picture to put on the school door!" Pigly-boo laughed as he ran away.37

"I will not forget this insult!" said Anny. "I will pull your ears and bend your nose, and drain your brains into the..." he stopped as he saw a group of first graders running across the street. They had overheard his bad language.38

"Cool!" said Timmy. "I will pull your ears and bend your nose! Ahaha!" Timmy grabbed one of his first grader friends. "We must say this new cool stuff to Sharon. That will make her cry like a faucet!" said Timmy. All of his friends laughed and walked down the street to Sharon’s house.39

"They are so stupid!! They won't find her in her house!" Anny laughed at the stupidity of the first graders, he decided to go to the corner store and purchase a jedi cloak; he needed it to become a jedi.40

Sharon was in her room. She had managed to stuff her ears with the picture of Sho that she had ripped up, yet the worst parts of Sho's song leaked through the paper, and Sharon often screamed. She was writing a letter to her grandma:41

Dear grandma,42

I thank you for sending me a birthday present, it was very thoughtful, I know a new word now, it is... ‘herpendous’ I don't know what it means but I will tell you when I find out. This is not a thank you letter actually, I needed to tell you that I’m not with ugly Sho anymore, I am with Jedi Anny, he is much better then Sho. I’m so sure of this I can sing it, as I have millions of times, anyway, please remember this and don’t send me this wretched stuff of Sho any more! I don’t like it!43

Truly, your grand daughter and wife of Anny,44

Sharon Skywalker45

There! Sharon thought, as she finished her letter. A masterpiece it was! Or so she thought. Just then (by miracle with the music blasting) she heard the doorbell ring: DING DONG! 46

"Was that the door bell?" Sharon said aloud, though not hearing herself. She went downstairs, just in time to see the door being swung open. It was Timmy and the other first graders. "What are you doing at my house?" screamed Sharon. 47

"I will pull your ears and bend your nose!" Timmy said. Sharon was shocked at that bad language that Timmy was using. 48

"Where did you learn such herpendous language?" She shouted. 49

"Anny taught it to us so that we could say it to you! And look at this picture my older brother took of him!" Said Pigly Loo. By this time, tears were streaming from Sharon's eyes, for there in front of her was a picture of Anny, CRYING! She could see the tear drop coming down his precious face. 50

Why would Anny teach them such herpendous language? Sharon thought. 51

She quickly ran upstairs to her room and threw herself onto her bed. She cried and cried, till she cried herself to sleep. Sharon's mother came up the stairs and saw Sharon sleeping un-peacefully, though she thought it looked peaceful. She finally turned off the music, and went downstairs to finish her laundry. Sharon dreamed of Anny. In the dream, she saw Anny as a Jedi. He was holding Leia, and she was holding her precious Luke. Luke had pink ribbons in her hair, and white lace around her neck, just like Sharon when she was young. Then, instead of Anny, she saw another strange person standing where Anny was standing. He was all dressed in black and he had a black mask on. He looked scary, but Sharon was somewhat attracted to this strange person. He reminded her of Anny. But then, she saw another girl who was prettier than her, standing next to the masked man. How dare Anny cheat on me! She thought. Sharon was awoken by her father’s voice. 52

"So?" He asked. 53

"So?" Sharon said sleepily. 54

"So do you have my sock yet?" He shouted angrily. 55

"YOUR SOCK?" Sharon seemed frantic. "Ummmm, ummmm. I said I would have it today, and the day has just begun!" Sharon said with a big grin on her face, showing her yellow teeth. 56

"How dare you forget to brush your teeth everyday! Shame on you!" Her father said, then he stomped down the stairs. Just then her mother came upstairs holding a picture. 57

"Sharon?" Her mother saw her lying on her bed with her eyes half open. "When I was going outside to hang up the laundry, I found this picture on the doorstep." It was the picture of Anny crying. Sharon grabbed it away from her mother and shut the door. Her mother just went down stairs to finish hanging up the laundry. 58

Sharon was about to call her Mom back to put on the Cinderella sound track when she remembered she had to find her dad's lost sock.59

"I shall go to the police station!" she said aloud and walked out of the house and to the police station.60

"Officer!!" Sharon screamed to the policeman at the station. The policeman was Timmy's dad.61

"Ah..." Sharon stammered, she was grossed out. He looked just like Timmy, only older! And Sharon had bad experiences with old men. "Weeeeeeeeeeeell," she started. "I am very smart as you know, though your herpendous son seems to not know. Well I have lost a sock, a pink one..." Sharon was telling all this very frantically. "...I believe it was stolen!!" she said.62

Timmy's dad, who wasn't called anything but "Timmy’s dad" looked shocked, he was quite emotional.63

"STOLEN! Why that is not possible!! This is such a marvelous town such a thing is not...."64

"YES IT IS!! YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR STUPID SON!!" Sharon paused a moment.65

"I think it was I.P. Daily!" said Sharon.66

"Never heard of him. You must be making it up." said Timmy’s dad. He didn't really know anyone in the town besides his son and his wife.67

"No! I do not lie! Look, he’s a stupid boy who likes to dance, and waters the floor! He has short whatever colored hair and he's like this tall..."Sharon said, putting her hand three inches above the floor.68

"...Wait, he had to be taller, maybe he was as tall as Anny. " said Sharon.69

"Who ever that is! Is she freckled?"70

"NO! She's a boy! I mean, HE'S a boy!!" Sharon screamed loud enough for the whole town to hear her.71

"Well, very well. I shall keep my eyes open for this thief who stole your...what was it again?"72

"PINK SOCK!!" screamed Sharon.73

"Very well then." he said, and Sharon went home feeling better.74

Meanwhile, Timmy’s dad went walking through the town. He passed by a store, and there stood a boy, who looked like he was stealing a jedi cloak, plus, halfway out of his pocket was a PINK SOCK.75

Timmy’s dad snickered as he removed two gigantic iron hand cuffs from his pocket.76

Chapter Three77

He swung them around. They hit his nose. 78

"OUCH!" He shouted. The shout was so loud that Anny went outside to see if that was Sharon or not. He was still holding the Jedi cloak, which was already bought. 79

"Officer!" Anny screamed. "Are you alright?" The officer looked angry. 80

"Of course I'm alright, and YOU, are under arrest!" Said Timmy's dad. Then, without thinking, Anny clumsily put on his Jedi cloak and pulled out his light saber. But the blade wasn't out. Timmy's dad snickered at the pitiful sight. Then, on accident, Anny pressed the button on the handle. The blade came shooting out and stopped right at Timmy's dad's nose. 81

"How dare you! Fooooolish boy!" He screamed. He put the handcuffs on Anny's wrists. "You must be I Pee Gaily." Timmy's dad said with a grin. But before Anny could say anything he was thrown into the police car and driven all the way to the police station, which was Timmy's dad's house. 82

Anny was thrown into the basement, which was meant to be a prison. Then, Timmy's dad went to tell Sharon that he'd caught the thief. He walked all the way to her house. DING DONG! 83

"AAAGGGGHHHHH!" 84

Timmy's dad heard a scream. The door swung open, and there was Sharon. 85

"Did you catch him?" She asked. 86

"Yes I did! You can always count on me!" He replied. 87

"So where's the sock?" Sharon asked expectantly. 88

"Oh, the thief wouldn't let me have it, so I just threw him into the basement. He was saying something about finding someone, but I didn't exactly hear what he said." His voice trailed off as he started daydreaming of his wife. Then the door slammed in his face, and he finally realized where he was and that he needed to get home. So he went home. 89

When his wife saw him coming in, she ran, and crashed into him. 90

"Honey!" She said frantically. "There's a strange boy with a cloak on and a blue flash light, in OUR basement!" 91

"Oh, that’s my prisoner. You see, this strange girl came running up to me today, and told me that her pink sock was stolen, so I caught the one who stole it, and locked him in our basement with no food or water until he surrenders the sock! Besides, what's a cop without a prisoner?" He chuckled. His wife slapped him on the face. 92

"How could you be so cruel to a boy? No food? No water? No Pepsi? Not even Jedi Pepsi? No NOTHING? He'll starve to death! He's as skinny as a rail!"93

"Well so are you!" said Timmy’s dad. 94

"He'll be fine!" Timmy lied. "He likes dark basements and no food. He told me he only eats food made by Sharon!"95

"Well, he seems to like her food so much that he stole her sock!" said Timmy's dad.96

"Well that doesn't make any sense!" said Timmy's mom.97

They all shruged and went to their own business. Timmy went inside of his secret room that didn't have a lock on it. In his room he planed his second teasing of the day.98

"Hehehe!" he snickered as he thought of a perfect plan.99

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Timmy snickered and chuckled wildly in his room as he started to draw a huge poster of Sharon's face on a giant toilet seat. He would pin this in front of their school for all to see. 101

He switched on Sho's new CD.102

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Sharon stomped up the stairs to her room. 104

"How could the local police be so stupid! I need that sock now!" she yelled to herself in her mirror, Her dad ran up to her room.105

"I need my sock too!" he said angrily.106

"But its stolen forever and ever!" Sharon said laughing as she jumped onto her bed.107

"Fine! I'll just take your green pillow that Anny made for you and sell it!'' he said as he ripped the pillow away from underneith her laughing head.108

"Ouch!" Sharon bonked her head on the bed post.109

Her dad laughed, but then he saw green pajamas that Sharon had put under the pillow.110

"I'll take this too!" he said, then danced downstairs.111

Sharon looked at the floor of her room, it was all brown with tons of dark green footprints, her dad had been getting his feet dirty from not wearing socks.112

"Yuck! I need to look tidy for Anny!" she shrieaked, she grabbed a minature mop from her pocket and started to wipe it away.113

"This is so fun. Just like Cinderella! But I need mice to help me sometimes!" Sharon thought. She dropped the mop and ran noisily out of the house and to the pet store.114

"Hello Sharon! I heard about the robbery! I wonder who it was that stole that priceless sock!" said Marina, who owned the pet store. She wore today a richly made apron and orange blouse, accompanied with a striped brown stocking and a heart shaped pearl necklace.115

"Why Sho never bought me such fine stuff!" Sharon said mouth agape and tearfully.116

She looked at her shameful braids. "Oh well!" she thought happy again for an unknown reason.117

"I need mice that can talk and that wear clothes!" she said excitedly to Marina who was feeding a small monkey. Marina was so shocked that she dropped it on Sharon's head. 118

"EEK! Get it away! It reminds me of Golly!!" Sharon shreaked in shock as she slammed the monkey into Marina's open mouth.119

"WHERE ARE MY MICE?" Sharon yelled adding to Marina's shock and confusion.120

Marina somehow brought the crawling monkey out of her slobbery mouth.121

"Mice?" she asked taking a long hair from her mouth that had fleas on it.122

"YES! Mice that talk like crazy with squeaky voices and sew dresses!" she said waving her arms.123

"Oh! Of course! We have lots of those!" Marina piped as she lead Sharon to a small little cage.124

"We got these from Golly when he found them in his ca---"125

"What!!" Sharon screamed. "I don't want anything to do with his cave!"126

Marina frowned with disapointment.127

Sharon slapped her and walked out of the shop in a worse mood then she had ever been in.128

She felt like using herpendous language, so she tried to remember what it was Anny had told Timmy to say to her. While she walked about the town trying to remember she passed by her school.129

"I will eat your ears and blow your nose out and you will drink from a faucet!" Sharon gasped at how mean that sounded. Right then, she looked up and saw a huge toilet seat hung up over the school clock, on the seat were a series of pictures of Sharon's face making weird expressions. Next to the toilet seat, with chalk in messy handwriting, was written: I Tim.... Anny wrote this!130

Sharon's eyes dripped with tears, how could Anny say and draw such a heartbreaking thing! She whimpered along the road and bumped into Timmy's house. She banged on the door.131

"Yes silly visitor?" said Timmy’s dad as he opened the door quickly and poked his nose to Sharon's.132

"I need to get my pink sock right now!!" Sharon pushed him away and stomped into the house, she got lost soon in the basement and found herself stuck in some garbage can.133

Soon Timmy’s dad came. "Thats my gun collection box! Get out you little girl!" he screamed pulling Sharon out.134

"But Mister Timmys dad! There are no guns in there!" 135

"How dare you say that! There will be guns in there soon, when my heroic business is over! Sho will give me a badge of honor and I will sell it for guns!" 136

Sharon thought that sounded absurd but she didn't care.137

"Where's the prison you police Timmy's dad man?" Sharon asked.138

"Well, it changes every other day, first it was the kitchen, but the prisoner kept eating our food so we moved him to our bedroom, but he kept peeking at certain things so we put him in the basement… No actually we did that first...I think he's still in there! ALL ALONE!" Timmy's dad’s eyes sparkled.139

Sharon thought he was crazy, so she left him there to go find the basement.140

She somehow got there and knocked the paper curtain down.141

"Anny?" Sharon asked confused and shocked and worried and angry. "Why did you steal my father's sock and use such herpongulous language?" she asked.142

"SHARON!" Anny cried not even hearing her, he ran to her wrapped her up in his arms twice.143

"Yuck! get away from me!" Sharon pushed Anny to the wall. "You made fun of me in front of the whole school!" she accused.144

"But how could I do that when I was trapped here all the time?" Anny asked scratching his head.145

Sharon thought that made sense but she didn't want to admit it, it was too late, Anny and her were through!146

She stomped her feet. "No! I want to break up with you! I saw you with that girl!" she said. She grabbed the pink sock from his pocket. 147

"What girl?" Anny asked. Sharon ignored him.148

"And this will come with me! It will substitute you for a while!" She winked and laughed. "Ahhh! Bye, bye Anny!" she said dreamily as she slowly danced away from him and out of the basement.149