Car wash!

I learned a valuable lesson today.  Car washes are EVIL!  I had to go with my mom cause after she was taking me to school.  We payed the money in the little cash machine thingy then drove onto the little ramp thing.  Then my mom put the car into neutral and I entered the monster!  First you get sprayed with lots of water and soap!  It was scary cause it looks like its coming for you but it just hits the windshield!  Then these BIG scrubber things come and BOOM hit the front of the car!  Pretty soon they're coming to the window shield and then up and over the car.  I was screaming cause I couldn't see anything and I'm claustrophobic!  My mom told me I wasn't claustrophobic I was a maniac.  Then these other scrubber thingies came at the sides of the car and were spinning really fast against the window.  I thought it was going to come through and eat me!  THEEEN...you think its all over then the water on the windows starts moving up and back really fast and they look like little bugs coming to kill you!  But then you realize its a BIG blow dryer.  Then when you get right under it, it sounds like a giant wind storm and you think you're gonna die!  I was screaming and then my mom hit me.  Then we came out and I thought it was finally over.  IT WASN'T!  This scary looking guy comes over and wipes the left over water off of the car.  Then my mom drove over to this thing that looks like a gas thingy but its not.  She pulled off this big hose and vacuumed the car!  It was a giant hose and I thought it would suck me in and I would never see the light of day.  Then she finished and we pulled out into the street to leave.  But I had to yell at a big truck pulling in that he was gonna die if he went in there first.  Mom didn't like that too much either.1

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