INTERVENTION1
A One-Act Play2
By Emily J. Vieweg3
CHARACTERS (in order of appearance)4
LINDA Mother, 40s5
MILDRED Grandmother, 60s6
DAVID Father, 40-50s7
COURTNEY Daughter age 23, married8
JASON Son, age 20, single9
ANDY Son, age 1610
SCENERY11
Unit set – Living Room – Kitchen – Dining Room separated by half walls.12
Living Room – Needs sofa, a couple chairs13
Kitchen – needs stove, oven, etc.14
Dining Room – needs five seats and table.15
Scene 1 – Early/Mid November16
LIGHTS UP17
We see Linda, 40s, preparing a large dinner in the kitchen, talking on the telephone and holding a dishtowel over her left hand. She is dressing her hand in a white cloth, and, unable to find anything else to hold the cloth on, she finds duct tape and an oven mitt.18
LINDA: (on the phone) Courtney, please… No, it’s just a little burn… no, I don’t need to… I put water on it, dear. Yes, yes, luke warm. My dear, I gave birth to you I think I can handle a small grease burn on my own. Calm down, dear… yes, I promise I’m fine. No, please don’t… (ENTER MILDRED from ‘hall’ stage right) Courtney, there is no reason to fly… yes… yes… Courtney… yes, dear… Have a safe trip… say hello to William for me and we’ll see you in a few days. Yes, dear. Mmm hmm. Good bye, darling. (hangs up phone)19
MILDRED: Courtney got frantic, I told you not to tell her, my dear.20
LINDA: Yes, mother, I know. She’s always been one to worry.21
MILDRED: Well, she takes after your husband.22
LINDA: Mother, not now.23
MILDRED: Yes, yes, alright. Where IS David? Shouldn’t he be home by now?24
LINDA: Another meeting at the office, he shouldn’t be too late. Eight o’clock, maybe.25
MILDRED: Really, my dear, you should talk to him.26
LINDA: Why? It doesn’t bother me. I get some extra time to myself.27
MILDRED: Well I certainly would be worried if…28
LINDA: (cutting her off) HE’S NOT… Mother. (beat) Would you help me set the table?29
MILDRED: Certainly, my dear. Now what do you have for us tonight? What makes tonight special?30
LINDA: Well, it is Thanksgiving. We’re having turkey and stuffing and sweet potatoes, and… my goodness, everything else.31
MILDRED: Thanksgiving is not for another week and a half, and it happens on Thursday, not Monday. Why celebrate it now?32
LINDA: Well, the kids all have other plans, so David and I are doing it now.33
MILDRED: Oh, how horrible!34
LINDA: Mother, please.35
MILDRED: Now, Linda, you must know that a regular family has children that come HOME for Thanksgiving, not run off and make other plans. To celebrate it on any other day would be… SACRILEGE!36
LINDA: Mother, we’re celebrating a hostile takeover of the Native Americans. I’m certain THEY have no interest in when OUR FAMILY celebrates the beginning of the persecution of their way of life.37
MILDRED: I think I’ll set the table.38
LINDA: (smiles, a small laugh under her breath)39
MILDRED: Is Andy coming tonight?40
LINDA: (hesitates) No, mother, he isn’t.41
MILDRED: Ah, Courtney is still out of town, and Jason?42
LINDA: Auditions. He’s not expecting them to take long.43
MILDRED: Well, gracious, if no one is going to be here for this, why are you cooking?44
LINDA: (snapping) I needed something to do!45
MILDRED: My dear, you have been quite out of sorts lately. 46
Whatever is the matter?47
LINDA: Nothing, mother. It’s just been a hard week, that’s all. Preparing for the kids coming and such.48
MILDRED: Well, my dear, it’s the lot in the lives of the women in our family.49
LINDA: Oh, mother… (phone rings) ugh… (wipes her good hand on a towel)50
MILDRED: Do you want me to get that, darling?51
LINDA: (crosses to phone) No, no, mother, I have it. (picks up receiver) Hello… yes, this is she… yes, I’ll accept the charges… (smiles, relieved) Andy… (turns away from Mildred) Yes I know… No, I didn’t… Really? Yes, I have the number, do you need to speak to him… Alright, I’ll call him. Yes, alright. Take care of yourself. I’ll see you Tuesday at four o’clock. Yes. Alright. Mm hmm. G’bye son. (hangs up phone, returns to kitchen, checks the oven)52
MILDRED: What is it?53
LINDA: It’s nothing.54
MILDRED: Well alright, if you insist.55
LINDA: How has your chess game been, mother?56
MILDRED: Oh, it’s coming along. Unfortunately, I’ve been defeated the last three weeks. That Janice Wilson is really on top of her game. She must be taking lessons or something.57
LINDA: Ah. Didn’t you beat her this summer?58
MILDRED: Yes, yes, several times. She must be taking lessons from someone.59
LINDA: (smiles, mind is elsewhere) Must be.60
MILDRED: (comforting but confronting) My dear, why didn’t you tell me that Andy was in trouble?61
LINDA: …62
MILDRED: Now, I may not be fifty anymore, but I do know a few things about the world and how it works, now please. Tell me what’s happened.63
LINDA: It’s private, Mother.64
MILDRED: Linda, if it’s about my grandson…65
LINDA: (interrupting) We will let you know after things have settled down.66
MILDRED: Dear, you know Andy holds a special place in my heart.67
LINDA: (sitting) Yes, I know.68
MILDRED: He is the youngest grandchild, darling. Now, what has happened?69
LINDA: He’s… been arrested.70
MILDRED: Oh, Linda…71
LINDA: I don’t know what to do.72
MILDRED: Is it the drinking again?73
LINDA: (begins to speak) Well, ah…74
(ENTER DAVID with briefcase and a dozen roses.)75
(LINDA turns as the door opens, leaps into his arms)76
LINDA: I thought you were going to be late tonight! (they kiss 77
passionately)78
DAVID: I thought I’d surprise you! (hands flowers to Linda) These are for you.79
LINDA: Oh, how lovely!80
DAVID: And this… (hands over a cactus) is for my dear mother-in-law.81
MILDRED: (sarcastically) Why thank you, son-in-law.82
LINDA: Oh, David, stop it. (takes flowers to kitchen, puts them in a vase)83
MILDRED: Well I suppose you two have things to talk about, so I’ll take my leave.84
DAVID: You’ll be back for dinner yes, Mildred?85
MILDRED: Yes, yes, I’ll be here. Seven o’clock.86
LINDA: (hugs Mildred) See you this evening, mother.87
DAVID: Bye, Mildred. (she leaves) What is this about needing to talk?88
LINDA: It’s nothing, really. (checks the stove)89
DAVID: (hovers over Linda at stove) Mmmmm… what’s for dinner tonight?90
LINDA: Remember? We’re having Thanksgiving early.91
DAVID: With none of the kids? Our OWN holiday!92
LINDA: (smiles) So what do you think about that, love?93
DAVID: I love it! I have my wife back for an evening!94
LINDA: (flirty laugh) How was work, honey?95
DAVID: Same ole same ole. How about you?96
LINDA: Oh, not bad…97
DAVID: (sits at the table) (beat) Minor in Possession?98
LINDA: (pause, almost shocked but relieved) (nods)99
DAVID: (sighs)100
LINDA: I don’t know what to do anymore, David.101
DAVID: Love, I don’t either, but we can’t keep doing this. 102
LINDA: I have his attorney’s phone number.103
DAVID: We can’t keep bailing him out of trouble.104
LINDA: We’re his parents, we have an obligation.105
DAVID: If he breaks the law, it’s his life.106
LINDA: I can’t just accept that. We have to help him.107
DAVID: He’s not being helped.108
LINDA: He wants to go into rehab.109
DAVID: He told you this.110
LINDA: Yes, he did.111
DAVID: How much.112
LINDA: It’s a six month residential program, with daily meetings afterwards. 113
DAVID: How much?114
LINDA: After the six months he’ll be able to go to a halfway house.115
DAVID: HOW MUCH!116
LINDA: Seven thousand.117
DAVID: My God.118
LINDA: David we can’t deny him this.119
DAVID: Maybe we need to let HIM pay for it.120
LINDA: How would he pay for it? David, this is his last chance. If he doesn’t do this, he’ll stay in jail. He’s sixteen, honey, how can he stay in jail?121
DAVID: He’ll LEARN a thing or two in jail! He’s dropped out of school and has been on the streets, and he STILL gets us to pay his tab! NO! We cannot DO this anymore.122
LINDA: (crying) I can’t leave him there.123
DAVID: WE HAVE TO!124
LINDA: I can’t!125
DAVID: (comforting) Linda, honey. He can’t make it out there on his own, and we can’t allow ourselves to be taken advantage of anymore.126
LINDA: I need to check the turkey.127
DAVID: Honey, we need to talk about this.128
LINDA: Can you see if the potatoes are ready?129
DAVID: Linda…130
LINDA: Oh, and take the biscuits out of the fridge. 131
DAVID: LINDA! (grabs her.)132
LINDA: NO! (She falls into his arms, weeping madly. He holds her) 133
DAVID: We have to stop.134
(Linda shakes her head. David holds her face and nods. Linda shakes her head wildly. David lifts Linda to the table.)135
DAVID: Let’s have some dinner, love. You worked so hard.136
LINDA: (nods) I did spend a lot of time. (sniffs)137
DAVID: Love, I know this is hard…138
LINDA: Let’s just sit, please?139
DAVID: Yes, you sit. I will bring it to the table. (turns to kitchen)140
LINDA: I can’t just ignore him, David. Not when he’s asking for help. 141
DAVID: We’ll talk about it later, after dinner. For now, let’s eat.142
LINDA: (holds his hand, doesn’t let go) I love you.143
DAVID: I love you more. I love Andy too. You know that, baby.144
LINDA: (comforted) I know. (squeezes his hand, lets him go to kitchen)145
LIGHTS OUT 146
Scene 2 – Three months later, Late February147
LIGHTS UP HALF148
We hear fumbling with the door as Linda, David, Courtney and Jason walk in. Jason and Courtney are in the middle of an argument. Everyone is wearing winter coats. As they come into the house, the kids shed their coats and drop them on the floor. Linda and David hang their coats in the closet/on coatrack.149
LIGHTS UP FULL150
COURTNEY: Jason, it’s not possible!151
JASON: Yes it IS.152
COURTNEY: You are so stupid! You are an imbecile! There is no way…153
JASON: Sorry to tell you this, sis. But it’s true.154
COURTNEY: PLEASE give me a break…155
JASON: Here’s a Kit Kat bar.156
COURTNEY: You are such a jerk!157
JASON: I try.158
COURTNEY: There is no way he could ever outdo him. No way!159
JASON: Yes, I tell you he WOULD.160
DAVID: (takes off his coat) Kids, please stop. You all are too old to argue about such things. And pick up those coats, please!161
JASON and COURTNEY: (picking up coats) 162
Dad, come on. // Oh, come on, Dad.163
LINDA: (sits at the dining room table) Your father is right, children. Cyclops couldn’t defeat Wolverine.164
COURTNEY: Told you!165
JASON: Witch.166
LINDA: JASON!167
DAVID: Alright, now. Please, remind me, how old are you both?168
JASON: Twenty169
COURTNEY: Twenty-three170
DAVID: Stop acting like children, help clean up.171
LINDA: Thank you. Courtney, could you straighten up the living room, and Jason, please go into the guest room and make the bed.172
(Courtney straightens pillows, Jason leaves down “hall”)173
DAVID: (to Linda) How you doin, honey?174
LINDA: I’m okay. It’s been nice having the kids home for a change. 175
(Courtney leaves down the “hall” after straightening pillows on the sofa)176
DAVID: Well, Courtney’s here for a couple weeks, and Jason doesn’t start rehearsals for his show until February, so that gives you two weeks to have your kids. I’m just sorry William and the grandkids couldn’t come.177
LINDA: Yes, well, William has work and the kids have school. William said Courtney needed a break.178
DAVID: Andy looked good.179
LINDA: Yes, he did.180
DAVID: He’s going to be okay.181
LINDA: I’ll believe it when he’s home and sober.182
DAVID: He’s been sober for eighty-eight days.183
LINDA: One day at a time, honey. He has a month left.184
DAVID: Four.185
LINDA: One month, David. We paid for four months total.186
DAVID: Love, he’s there for four more months.187
LINDA: (realizing) David!188
DAVID: I’ve taken on a few more clients, and they’ve paid up front.189
LINDA: (hands to her face)190
DAVID: (takes her hands) I’ll be working late every night for a couple months, but you’ll have the kids here for a few weeks, anyway.191
LINDA: Oh, David. (they embrace)192
(Courtney and Jason come in from the hall.)193
COURTNEY: Mom I was just… eww…194
JASON: Courtney, what are you whining about now… 195
COURTNEY: Well, just… LOOK! (pointing to Linda & David, locked in a passionate kiss)196
JASON: Oh, grow up. You do more than that with Will in front of your kids.197
(Linda and David grin as they pretend to ravage each other on the couch, fake moaning, YES! YES! OH BABY! etc)198
COURTNEY: (over the “screams”) My kids are three and six, they think picking the nose is cool. Smooching isn’t gross to them. But these are MY parents who I swear only had sex three times in order to have children! 199
JASON: YEAH DAD! Go for it!200
COURTNEY: Jay! 201
DAVID: (laughing with Linda) Alright, that’s enough.202
LINDA: (laughing) Oh, alright. Courtney, could you turn the crock pot off, my dear, and set the table, please?203
COURTNEY: (shuddering, then clapping) Okay! Sure, mom.204
(silence fills the room – until it is no longer bearable, then…)205
JASON: Andy looked good today. (Linda and David jump, startled)206
COURTNEY: Yeah, he did.207
JASON: You’d-a never thought he was a drunk.208
DAVID: Jason!209
COURTNEY: Jason, you’re such an asshole.210
LINDA: Kids, now, come on. Andy as been sober for eighty-eight days, he has four months left in rehab, then he’s off to the halfway house. Now, if you all don’t mind, this is a happy occasion. Let’s eat.211
Knock on the door, enter MILDRED.212
MILDRED: Hello, hello-oo!213
COURTNEY: Gramma? (goes to door) What are you doing here?214
JASON: (under his breath) Oh Lord. (David smacks his head) Ow!215
DAVID: (to Jason) Shut up.216
LINDA: Mother, we weren’t expecting you tonight! (goes to Mildred, hugs her)217
MILDRED: Yes, I know, but I heard you were going to see Andy today, so I thought I’d stop by and see how he was doing.218
DAVID: He’s doing well, please, Mildred, have a seat. Beef Stew tonight.219
MILDRED: Oh, thank you, David, but I can’t stay.220
JASON: Oh come on, Gramma, stay. Mom didn’t cook tonight.221
DAVID: (smacks Jason’s head again) Stop it.222
MILDRED: Jason you are a nasty little thing.223
JASON: (big grin, folding his arms) Learned it from dad. (stinging look from David) Okay okay!224
LINDA: Please, mother, join us.225
COURTNEY: Yes, gramma, dinner’s all ready. I’ll get you a plate.226
MILDRED: Well, if you don’t mind. Tell me how Andy is doing.227
COURTNEY: What is it mom, eighty-eight days?228
LINDA: (nods) He’s looking great, Mother. How’s daddy doing?229
MILDRED: (rolls eyes) Oh, the same. Just as ornery as ever. Tell me about your visit with Andy.230
JASON: It’s a hospital, not much to tell.231
DAVID: Jason…232
MILDRED: Jason, you are horrible. You should show some respect.233
JASON: Oh… 234
COURTNEY: Jason you say another word and I’ll punch you in the face.235
JASON: Oh, I’m so scared.236
LINDA: Grow up, please! 237
MILDRED: Maybe I should go? (starting to go from table) 238
COURTNEY: (bringing crock pot from kitchen into dining area) No, gramma, please stay. He’s just upset because he hasn’t seen Andy so screwed up. He’s doing really well, Jason just doesn’t see it.239
MILDRED: Well of course it’s hard. (flips napkin and places on her lap) When Grampa was in the hospital it was hard for all of us.240
LINDA: (nods) Yeah, I remember. That was a nasty time.241
MILDRED: (spooning stew onto her plate) It was pretty bad. But we got through it. It wasn’t easy. Just back and forth between good and bad, just miserable for everyone. (sighs) (beat) Who will say grace?242
DAVID: I will. (Everyone join hands and bow heads as lights dim) Dear Lord, we thank you for the food we have and for the family we have here tonight. Lord bless this family and all those who are not here with us tonight, and see they are happy and healthy.243
(LIGHTS OUT)244
Scene 3 – Six months later - July245
LIGHTS UP 246
Linda and David are sitting in the living room. Linda is doing bills at the dining room table while David sits on the sofa with a newspaper. The windows are open, birds are singing. 247
LINDA: David, did you mail the payment for the water bill last month?248
DAVID: Yep, I did. On the tenth.249
LINDA: Hmmm. It hasn’t cleared yet. I’ll have to call them tomorrow.250
DAVID: Huh. That is strange. Usually it clears a week after we mail it.251
LINDA: I know. 252
(knocking on the door)253
DAVID: I’ll get it, honey.254
LINDA: Thanks, babe.255
(knocking continues, stops, David answers door. Door opens, we see Andy in jeans & t-shirt)256
DAVID: ANDY! (embraces him) 257
LINDA: ANDY?!258
DAVID: You weren’t supposed to be here for another week!259
(Linda jumps away from the table and runs to Andy.)260
LINDA: ANDY! (hugs him)261
ANDY: (quiet, slow voice) Hey, mom, dad.262
LINDA: Andy, you look good. (hugs him more, leads him into the house) Have you brought your things?263
ANDY: No, mom. I’m in the other house.264
LINDA: Oh, that’s right. How are you doing?265
ANDY: I’m okay. Taking it each day as I can, but doing okay. (pause) I even have a job. My sponsor said to take it slow, but it’s time.266
DAVID: We’re so glad to see you, son.267
ANDY: I’m glad to see you too, dad.268
LINDA: Have a seat, honey. (Linda and David sit, wait for Andy who sits across from them. Awkward silence.)269
ANDY: I’m really doing okay, mom and dad. Here, look. (digging into pockets, gives small package to Linda)270
LINDA: What’s this? (unwraps package, looks at David) Andy…271
DAVID: Andy, is this…272
ANDY: (cutting him off) Two hundred twenty-two days sober.273
LINDA: Oh… Andy.274
ANDY: Two is my new lucky number. (beat) It’s for you, mom.275
Linda gasps.276
DAVID: We can’t take this from you, Andy.277
LINDA: (shaking her head, handing it to him) No, Andy, this is yours. It’s yours!278
ANDY: (shaking his head, not taking it back) Mom, I want you to have it. You guys gave me so many chances, and now that I’ve been sober… well… it’s yours.279
LINDA: Andy…280
DAVID: Andy. You don’t have to…281
ANDY: I’ll get another one at a year. This one is for you. 282
Linda is in tears, smiling, caressing the coin with her fingertips.283
DAVID: (hugging Andy gently) son…284
ANDY: Just the beginning, dad. (hugging back) still a long way to go. 285
DAVID: (cupping Andy’s face in his hands) we support you, you know that.286
ANDY: (nods) I know, dad. (hugs him)287
LINDA: (through tears) Is there anything you need, Andy?288
ANDY: (shakes his head) No, mom. I think I’m good. I just wanted to bring this to you before I go back.289
(David and Linda are unable to find words as Andy goes to the kitchen.)290
ANDY: Mind if I grab a soda for the road?291
DAVID: Go ahead, son. Do you need a ride?292
ANDY: Nah, I have my cab waiting.293
LINDA: You’ve had a cab out there waiting for you all this time?294
ANDY: No, it’s MY cab.295
DAVID: Congrats, son. (goes to kitchen, shakes his hand)296
ANDY: (shrugs) it’s a start.297
LINDA: Yes, it is.298
ANDY: Well, I need to get back.299
DAVID: You’re not staying, son?300
ANDY: (shakes head) I can’t, dad. I need to get back. (looks at watch) Meeting in twenty minutes.301
LINDA: (embraces Andy) I am so proud of you.302
ANDY: (becomes emotional but controlled) So am I. (hugs Linda)303
DAVID: Call if you need anything, alright, son?304
ANDY: (nods) I will, dad. (starts to leave, looks back before he leaves. EXIT)305
(Linda caresses the coin as Andy exits.) 306
DAVID: (takes a few breaths as if trying to keep from crying) Linda…307
LINDA: He’s…308
DAVID: It’s not over, but…309
LINDA: He’s proud of himself.310
DAVID: (hugs Linda) Yes, he is.311
LINDA: I didn’t think it would ever happen.312
DAVID: He’s making it.313
LINDA: (looking in David’s eyes) One day at a time, baby. One day at a time.314
Linda looks at the coin and caresses it as lights dim, then out.315
END316
