A Midsummer's Night Dream: The Spoof

Scene 11

(In the ballroom of the Whitehouse; Washington D.C.)2

(Mr.President, Mrs.President, and Kyla walk in)3

Mr.President(aka John)- Kyla, I know how much you hate it, but you must continue to go to school, even though you're the daughter of the richest person in the USA, except Bill Gates.4

Kyla- But Daddy..........5

Mrs.President(aka Roberta)- Kyla, listen to your Daddy, he knows whats best (takes drink from one waiter zooming around the room)6

Mr.Prez- Honey, we aren't going to discuss this anymore.  Now, don't you want to know why I took you here?7

Kyla- I guess...8

Mr.Prez- Well, honey, you know how I've been trying to get you to meet some boy(smiles mischeviously)9

Kyla- Oh Daddy, I'm only in 7th grade!!!10

Mr.Prez-Honey, you know the studies, the kidnap attemps go down tremendously if people know you have a boyfriend.11

Kyla- Ok, anyway, why are we here?12

Mrs.Prez- Well, your Dad and I have found a very nice boy from Zimbobwai, and we want you to meet him.13

Kyla(turning red)- Umm, I didn't want to tell you this, but I kinda already have a boyfriend.14

Mr.and Mrs.Prez- Oh My Goodness!!! Why didn't you tell us before??15

Kyla- Well, I was going to let you meet him today, he's here(walks over to entrance and calls Josh in)16

Mr/Mrs Prez(turning red)- Oh, um, hi... (mr.pres) Let's let you meet Harry first17

(invites in)18

(Harry, Mr. and Mrs.Zimbobwai walk in)19

Mr.Prez- Kyla, this is Harry, his mom, Mrs.Orlovara and Mr.Orlovara20

Kyla- Hi... umm, mom, can I go now?21

Mr.P- Nooo!! Honey, we arranged dinner for you 2 at your favorite restaurant, La Pinita.22

Kyla- Um, mom, I kind of already agreed to go to the movie's with Josh23

Josh-(puts arm around Kyla)It's ok, Mr.President, we can go some other time.24

Kyla- Daddy!!!25

Harry- Um, well, I should really get to know my date, soo, why don't you guys leave now(glares at Josh) and LEAVE US ALONE!26

(Grown ups grin and walk out)27

Harry- You too, smart guy.28

Josh- Ummmm..29

Kyla- Look, dude, I'm sorry but I already "Love" Josh, so you can leave now, BYE!!!30

Harry- Ummm, like Yeah right, sista31

Kyla-(winks at Josh)Oh, ok, I see you're right, why don't I show him to the door32

(Kyla and Josh go to the entrance hall)33

Josh-Well, I guess this is goodbye34

Kyla- NO!!!! (starts crying)35

Josh- It's ok, don't worry.  We'll find some way to be together.  Hey!! Did you know my Uncle works in the Whitehouse?  I can sneak in and "visit" him, so I can see you.36

Kyla-(wipes eyes) Really? What's his...37

Mr.Prez- Kyla!!! Where are you?38

Josh- I have to go- see you tomorrow in school!!!(hugs)39

Kyla- Goodbye!!! (walks into whitehouse)40

Mrs.Prez- Honey, you should go upstairs and get ready for your first date!!! (giggles)]41

Kyla-(rolls eyes) fine42

(Kyla walks upstairs)43

Lizzy(kyla's sister/best friend)- Oh my goodness!! Did you see him?44

Kyla-(pulling the ugliest clothes she can find out of her dresser) Who?45

Lizzy- Harry!! (sighs) I wish he'd like ME instead of YOU! All the guys like you, because you have all the looks and brains.46

Kyla- Lizzy, I'd give ANYTHING in the world for him to like you!! I'm in love with Josh.47

Lizzy-(laughs) You're in 7th grade, Kyla!48

Kyla- Well, you're only in 6th, so I wouldn't be saying anything if I were you!49

Lizzy- EWWW!! Why are you wearing that?(stares at ugly outfit)50

Kyla- Duh, to get him to NOT like me.51

Lizzy- Well, have a good time anyway! (walks out of room)52

Kyla- Bye!!53

Scene 254

In an acting studio in Washington, DC55

The Teacher(Sarah)-Ok everyone, today, we're going to start a play called The Blue Sky.  It is about an Athenian God and how he wants to be a human.56

Leah -Oh, Sarah, you know I am the BEST actress in the WHOLE CLASS, let ME be the one to act out the God!57

Sarah-(looking kind-of sick to her stomach)You know, Leah, I was thinking you could be a back-up actress.58

Sarah-(eyes get big) But, but,....59

Julia(another actress)-Well, you always get to play the big part in EVERY play!  Why don't you let someone else be the star?60

Harry(another actor)-Yeah!61

Sarah- Well, why dont you be the god's wife, Athenia?62

Julia- NOOOOO! I wanted to be that part!63

Leah- NO! I can be the BEST! (high pitched voice) Oh, my husband, don't go down to earth! Tis better up in the sky!64

Sarah-(ignoring Leah) And Harry, you can be the scary tiger that meets the god.65

Harry- YES!66

Leah- NOOOOOoo! I can be the most PERFECT tiger! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr(others hold ears) You'll even need a sign that says I am not a real lion; I can be THAT convincing!67

Others stare at eachother68