The Truth About Chocolate

There is a line. It is an invisible line. It separate s us from each other. It is not a physical line. If it was a physical line we would be able to clearly distinguish where the line was and then I would have nothing to tell you. It is a psychological line. The answer lies in each of our minds. 1

Would you like to know what it is? It is chocolate. Chocolate? Yes, chocolate. What about chocolate? What about it? Yes, what about chocolate? Would you like to know? Yes! It is in the way that we eat the chocolate. Now, a smart allec would say, DUH! I eat it with my mouth. Yes I know you eat it with your mouth, everyone eats it through their mouths. Unless you are a baby, in which case you must consume it through your face. And if you are an alien and you eat it through someplace else besides your mouth please keep that confidential. Thank you. 2

No, "The Way You Eat Chocolate" that I am talking about is what you are thinking and feeling while you are eating the chocolate. It separates the men from the boys, the women from the girls, and so on and so forth. It is what turns you into an adult or lets you stay a child forever.3

Here are the following symptoms that you might be turning into or already might be, and adult. A full-fledged, full-grown, fully developed, grown up. If you think how many calories the chocolate holds, and how much you are going to regret eating the chocolate then you my dear friend, are an adult. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.4

On the other hand, if you enjoy your chocolate, no matter how you enjoy it if you enjoy it in hot chocolate steaming hot burning your taste buds, or if you enjoy it in chunk form eating it slow or maybe fast if you utterly and truly enjoy the chocolate and couldn't care less what these calories every one was talking about were or what they were supposed to function for. And if you know every time you eat chocolate that you are not going to regret it then I congratulate you! You are a child at heart! 5

I also grantee, that if you truly enjoy your chocolate as described above then you will feel less temptation to eat more. If you do not enjoy the bit of chocolate then you are wasting a perfectly good piece of it! You will also try and fill the void it refused to fill with more and more chocolate. 6

So here is my advice. Eat a little. Eat it good. Enjoy it as you should. And stay a kid at heart.7