I was strolling along the beach the other day and I met this guy walking towards me. He was tall, slim and very handsome but he had an incredibly tiny head. The size of an apple. I couldn't help staring and he returned my stare sheepishly.1
'You're wondering about my head, aren't you? he said in a friendly way.2
'Well, yes, I am. I'm sorry for staring but, well, it's a bit unusual....'3
'It's a sad story,' he said. 'I was walking along this same beach a couple of weeks ago and I saw this bottle lying by the sea shore. I opened it just in case there might be a message from some maiden in distress, you know, the old legend.'4
'And?'5
'Well, bugger me, mate, but out popped this gorgeous female genie, stark bloody naked. Huge tits, luscious thighs. An absolute fucking cracker! And she said "You've got three wishes matey", but make it snappy, I'm bursting for a piss.'6
'And?'7
'Well my first wish was to be incredibly handsome: tall, slim and good-looking. And as you can see, she granted that wish. My second wish was to have an enormous penis. And she granted that wish too. You want to have a look?'8
'No thanks, mate, I'll give that one a miss. And the third wish?'9
'I said to her, "Now how about giving me a little head?" - and she did.'10
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Incredibly cool
I can't remember if I have read this before or not. It's the same with all old jokes. Also I don't know how to work the new rating system on Storywrite in its new layout! Help!beginning: 4, language: 3, plot: 2, overall: 7, ending: 5, dialog: 3, characters: 1.
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Utterly f*cking charming. Slightly elderly but much better told than usual so well deserving of a good goosing.
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A well-desrved prize winner! Applause! Applause! Applause!
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Nice, This made me laugh out loud and I really needed to laugh. Well just wanted to tell you I loved this. Great job ~Lady Eclipse
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True to Genie form! Lmao this was great...good luck with the contest
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LMAO!!!
That's great
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hahahaha
wow that was great
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Wonderful No wonder you have just been put on my favourites list. What a naught Australian person you are. PS Did she swallow it all up like a good girl?
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cracking up this was to damn funny.. Good one, Catressa
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Grreat story! I have heard that joke before, but it is a great tell every time! Way to go!
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Alittle head never hurt anyone...never helped either! LMAO I love this. You get what you ask for...LOL
Deena
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Ha Ha...LMAO...I think this should teach you men about asking for THAT.. Serves you all right for being GREEDY..lol
This was great..I needed a good old laugh.. And from the looks of it genie liked it too!!
Best of luck...Even though I think you got this one in the bag..
Much love
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well now, I got quite a laugh out of this write. It is terrific and takes on all the elements of a great little story/joke
I guess a woman I kinda like the ending most. Doesn't every guy eventually wish for at least a "little" head sooner or later
Great job on this!
s and best wishes... ~genie~
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Great! I needed to have a good laugh. You did well, but where ever did you come up with such a story!!!(:
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Aahahahahaa!! Have never heard that one before!!!
LOL This was great!
Great job Good luck in the contest 
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brilliant !!
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