Superbowl Bucket List

1. Attend a superbowl
2. Sing at a superbowl
3. Use the bathroom at a superbowl
4. Cuss at the superbowl
5. Have sex at the superbowl
6. Kiss a football player at the superbowl
7. Make a porno commercial at the superbowl
8. Streak across the field at a superbowl
9. Beat a hobo up at the superbowl
10. Flash everyone on the big screen at the superbowl
11. Get married at a superbowl
12. Eat cereal at the superbowl
13. “‘eat sushi with a football player” at the superbowl
14. Hand feed “pickles” to a football player at the superbowl
15. Become a prostitute at a superbowl
16. “Play” in the superbowl
17. Have a baby at the superbowl
18. Become invisible woman at the superbowl
19. Yell out “WHERE’S WALDO??” at the superbowl
20. Murder someone at the superbowl
21. Start a chain of sex at the superbowl (NOT referring back to 5)
22. Start a fight at the superbowl
23. Bring a portable t.v. to watch the superbowl at the superbowl
24. Video tape the superbowl then illegally sell it at the superbowl
25. Ask a random person if the Quidditch game will soon be on during the superbowl
26. Ask a kid if he knows where you can get elf ears like his at the superbowl
27. Steal candy from a baby at the superbowl
28. Kiss an old geezer at the superbowl
29. Eat soup at a superbowl
30. Tell someone you like “frozen bananas” at a superbowl
31. Give a random person a picture of you at the superbowl
32. Dress up like Hannah Montana at the superbowl
33. Pretend to be a deaf blind person at the superbowl
34. Ask people if they have seen your giant python at the superbowl
35. Ask people if they want to smell your nut sack at the superbowl
36. Tell people you have an hour to live at the superbowl
37. Tell people you’re from Antarctica at the superbowl
38. Hand out your grandma’s phone number at the superbowl
39. Climb on top of your seat trying to get cellphone reception at the superbowl
40. Hand out a map of the guy’s anatomy at the superbowl
41. Vomit at the superbowl
42. Ruin The T.V. at the superbowl
43. See your dead mother at the superbowl...if she ain't dead...kill her.
44. Jack a piece of the field goal at the superbowl
45. ride your motorcycle on the field at the superbowl...if you aint got one...jack it.
46. Spray windex in peoples' eyes at the superbowl
47. Let a bear loose at the superbowl
48. Kick the coach off the field at the superbowl
49. Hack into the superbowl's security cameras and focus them in on the 19 year old blonde who keeps picking her nose and eating the gold at the superbowl
50. Every time someone picks their ass, yell touchdown really loud at the superbowl
51. Laugh everytime someone says football at the superbowl
52. Look up into the sky and see how many people look up too, then laugh at them at the superbowl
53. Order a bowl of cereal at the Pizza stand at the superbowl
54. Continuously shenk people at the superbowl
55. Order a keg and have it delivered to the coaches at the superbowl
56. Whichever team wins, dump Gatorade on yourself at the superbowl
57. Rip up an Ambercrombie&Fitch T-shirt at the superbowl...
58. Hand out fake Hello Kitty tattoos at the superbowl
59. Tell people you lost your tampon and you need help looking for it at the superbowl (guys your condom)
60. Announce to the fans that you started your monthly menstration at the superbowl
61. Dress up like a monk and preach about how football is a sin, but everytime a football player scores a touchdown yell and cheer loudly at the superbowl
62. Take the pope's virginity at the superbowl
63. Tell people you broke your arm and need them to scratch your balls/breasts for you at the superbowl
64. Find a group of Biebettes and shout LOOK IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER! and point in a random direction (preferably in the direction of the gay monks) at the superbowl.
65. Tell the really big fat bald guy that you're going to slap them in the face with your balls/breasts at the superbowl
66.Tell everyone that you lost your contact and it's full of the pentagon's data information at the superbowl