Some people might feel that having a big nose would be a drawback in the game of love. But this is not the case. Think of so many successful Hollywood stars, and Barry Manilow in particular.1
One of the major advantages of having a big nose is that you can smell women's bodies so much more intensely. If they have smelly feet, this is a negative.2
However, when it comes to the love section, an extra strong sense of smell is a big bonus indeed. I have lost count of the number of times I have climaxed in the most mind-blowing way as a result of my long and highly sensitive nose being wedged between a woman's buttocks as she squatted on my face, leaning forward in order to swallow my cock in her dripping mouth.3
Oh, and one thing more: big noses and big penises are highly correlated. So come on, ladies, leave us your phone number in the box below.4
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Staggeringly bad taste.
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Very funny. I have been obliged to put you onto my "favourite poets" list. I shall try another one now.
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