God was free to take over his throne once more as he headed to the pearly gates to greet new members in. He loved doing that..it was part of who he was. He loved making people happy and having so many sons and daughters to take care of but he'd never thought someone would hate him as much as Eve had hated him. Until, one day by the gates when he was greeting new members in, he seen this weird looking man sitting by the gates.1
"Who are you and how may I help you?", God asked him as he bent down on one knee beside the man.2
"Well, you're God...you tell me", the man said as he looked up at God, took a toothpick out of his pocket and placed it in his mouth. The man looked like he was a cocky son of bitch that drove a damn motorcycle. His appearance was that of a bad ass. He had his hair spiked up and dyed black and his clothes looked like they were something out of the movie Grease.3
"Look, I may be God but I don't know everything, you know? Nobody's perfect...not even you", God said with a wink in his eye. God didn't like this guy already and thought that he was probably gonna wanna take over the world just like Eve wanted to. He didn't have any high hopes in mind for this guy...whoever he was.4
"Hmmm....that's funny, cause I thought you did know everything. I mean, that's what I was told anyhow. Plus, I thought God was perfect in everyway..guess I was wrong again. Whatever".5
"JUST TELL ME WHO YOU ARE ALREADY", God said. Now he was really pissed. The man was beating around the bush when he just wanted to know who he was and how he could help him.6
"Okay, okay...don't get your panties in a twist pop. The name's Dante. I'm one of Satan's sons. Look, I'm here to help you get rid of that Eve chick for good. You know she's in hell right now but she thinks that she still can take you on and rule both kingdoms. Funny shit, ain't it? I'd like to think so. Anyway, I heard her thoughts from within the hotel of hell. Yeah, yeah I can read thoughts. Just like I know that you are thinking I'm a hoodlum and that I shouldn't help you and you think I'm a lowlife. Hey, that's cool. I'm not here to judge, I'm here to help. Now, do you want Eve gone or not?", the man said to God.7
"Yeah, of course I do but where would she go if she doesn't go to heaven or hell and why do you wish to help me?", God said with a confused grin.8
"Look, I don't know the real reason why I'm here. I just know that I hate the bitch and so do you...so let's take her on together. Let bigons be bigons just for one battle", Dante said at once while he lit up a cigarette.9
"Fine....but only this once", God said to Dante as he invited him into his kingdom. He wanted Eve to die but yet he didn't know how to kill something of his creation that seems to be already dead. 10
"We'll rest for a few days and then me, you, and Adam will savage that beast Eve. Sound like a deal, my mate?", Dante said waiting for an answer from God. 11
"Yes...it sounds like a deal indeed", God said but with a sound of hope leaving in his voice. "We will rest for a few days and then win a battle that will get rid of Eve for good. To think, my own creation disobeying me and wanting to take over the world."12
"Yeah, I know but we don't let it go...we fight back. When we fight back, we will win and each kingdom will stay the way they are now", Dante said with an evil glare in his eye. He wanted the kingdoms for himself and if anything, he would love to rule with Eve as her king but what God didn't know, didn't hurt him. Well, so Dante thought....13
Author notes
chapter three of my story.
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