Garden of Eden: hell's new member

Falling, falling, falling into the bottomless pits of hell only to find out that the battle was lost. Eve woke up confused and worried. She looked around only to see burning hot lava everywhere. She didn't know what the hell happened and where she was. Looking around, she found Satan by the rotten lake of hell. 1

"What the hell happened? Where am I and where's God?", she asked with a look of confusion.2

"You're in hell now, sweetheart and there's nothing you can do to get out of here".3

"How....did I get here?", she said as she rubbed her head.4

"Adam stabbed you and you burned up and rotted away and now you're here with me"5

"So, I guess I lost the battle. Dammit, I should've been smarter than that. I held God's powers but yet I let Adam take the best of me and send me to this god damn place you like to call hell", she said pissed off. "I'll get out of here, trust me and when I do...you'll be sorry", she told Satan as she staggered about.6

Satan thought about what she was saying and was worried. What if she could get out....what would happen then. Satan didn't know what would happen and that's what worried him. He kept wondering if she still had God's powers within her or if they had disappeared from inside of her when she was stabbed by Adam. All he knew was that she was in hell with him now and that couldn't be good.7

"Look, I don't know what you have planned but I do know that you are in my kingdom now, not God's and what I say goes", Satan said with a smirk.8

"Yeah, okay....(chuckle)....if you say so", she said as she began exploring the new kingdom that she was in. "So, this is hell, huh? Not much of a kingdom if you ask me".9

"Hey, it's my home and I love it here. The burning souls, the sinful dreams, the complaints....hey, who wouldn't wanna live here?", Satan said pleased with his kingdom of darkness.10

"Well, if I was ruler of this kingdom I would spruce it up a bit. Perhaps make it darker than what it is. I don't know though. Hey, if you like it...whatever. After all, it is your kingdom, right?", she said nicely.11

"Yeah, it is. Hey, why are you being so damn nice now?", Satan asked confused as hell. He wondered again if she still possessed God's powers. It seemed like her whole attitude had changed...but why.12

"I don't know. Maybe that whole stab in the heart made me a little softer...who knows. All I know is that I still wanna be ruler of both worlds. Both heaven and hell will be mine. You'll see", Eve said while looking Satan in the eye. She was determined to make the whole world hers and she would stop at nothing to get there even if the stab to the heart made her a tad bit soft. 13

"Look, you probably don't hold God's powers anymore so why don't you just let it go. It's not like you can overthrow me from my own kingdom...my own home. I laugh at your desire to think that you can and your desire to wanna do so but it's not like it's gonna happen anytime soon, okay? So, why don't you just go over there to my little hotel of hell and check your little ass in", Satan said as he twirled his index finger about...pointing at the hotel.14

Eve was furious by how Satan was talking to her but decided to let it go for the night. She was tired and thought it best to go lay down. Maybe in the morning she would know what to do with Satan. As Eve walked over to the hotel she turned around and gave Satan one last look for the night. When she did, she seen that Satan had already left. "He probably had another soul to burn", she said to herself as she headed inside the hotel. She looked around the inside of the hotel and was astonished. It looked so dark...darker than the outside of it had been. There were dead rotted corpses that didn't wanna live in either kingdom hanging from the ceiling. Their blood still dripping onto the carpet and their hearts still ripped apart. Satan must of wanted to keep them as souvenirs or something, she thought to herself. 15

"May I help you, dear?", a voice behind her said.16

It was the guy at the service desk. He looked like he had lived in hell all his life because he had one leg, his arm was hanging off, one of his eyes was in his forehead, and he only had 3 fingers on each hand. Eve was startled and disgusted when she turned around and seen him.17

"Umm....yeah. I wish to check in for the night, if you don't mind", she said as she smelled the stench coming off of the guy's body. It almost made her pass out but she just held her nose and let it go.18

"Right this way then", the guy said as he started to walk in front of Eve. "Are you new here?", he asked her.19

"Yeah, sorta. I used to be in heaven until this guy stabbed me because I wanted to take over both kingdoms. You know, heaven and hell. Well, anyway, I tried to kill God and the guy but it didn't work and now I'm here. How'd you get here?".20

"I sinned against God by killing my wife and then I sold my soul to Satan. One problem though...when Satan came to take my soul, I put up a battle. One hell of a battle if you ask me and umm as you can see, I didn't win. It's not like I didn't try or anything...cause I did. It's just that...well, when it comes to fighting Satan, he always wins", the guy said while taking a deep breath. "Well, here's your room", the guy said as he pointed to a cruddy little room and handed her the key.21

"Umm...thanks", Eve said to the guy as she headed inside her hotel room. As she walked inside, she threw herself onto the bed. "Hopefully tomorrow, I will get out of this damn place and start as ruler of the world", she said to herself and with that, she fell into a deep, dark sleep.22

While Eve was asleep, Satan was awake thinking to himself in his castle of broken tears. He kept on thinking if Eve still held God's powers and if she did, what was she going to do with him. Satan didn't know if Eve could actually kill him knowing that he was already dead. Where would he go if he could die again, he wondered. He stayed up all night just thinking about it.23

The next day, Eve awoke only to find Satan by her bed. 24

"What the hell do you want?", she asked Satan.25

"Do you still hold God's powers?", he asked her.26

"No, but that's not going to stop me from doing what I want to do".27

That's just what Satan needed to know and with that, he arose into midair. He brought both of his arms up into the air and then brought them down. When he did, a firey light erupted from them and struck Eve in the chest. She passed out right then and there. Looking at the markings he left upon Eve's chest, Satan smiled and left the room. He achieved what he wanted to do. Day one of making Eve's life a living hell had just begun.28