Story 1 (In the Beginning)1
So, I was taking my puppies, Buster and Mandy, out to use the bathroom. It's still kind of early in the morning so I'm in my pajamas (commando, free ballin', bra less, ya know). I put them on the ground and right away they ran down the street. I chased after them so I'm bouncing all about the place, all the neighbors where staring at me like "White girl, you crazy!!"2
Story 2 (In the Rain)3
One rainy day at school... it rained. It was freezing outside too, it was 24 degrees and the wind coming in was 17 degrees. To some of you this may not seem so cold but for Texas it's murder. Anyway, I got home and my pants were soaked in rain water so I went inside and got changed into my plaid skirt, it's a little short but it's comfortable. I was sitting at my computer talking to my friends when my nine-year-old fat ass of a brother told me he left the dogs outside and they ran off. So of course because my sister is always on her rag and my brother is fat and lazy I had to chase them... again. This time in the cold pouring rain and a shorty skirt. So I'm running down the street bare foot there's people watching from the windows sippin' on hot chocolate as my skirt is flying up probably thinking "White girl, you crazy!!"4
Story 3 (In the Pencil)5
I like English class but I don't have he ability to spell out loud. Then I don't have the ability to spell out loud only had 2 and 1/2 hours of sleep that night. So of course we were having a spelling bee (figures, huh?) The teacher sent me to the front of the class room and told me to spell "Believe" I really didn't want to be up there so I didn't try "B-E-L-E-I-V-E" she said "No! Go sit down!" The next time she called me up she said "Spell Beginning" I still really didn't want to be up there so I said "P-E-N-C-I-L"... There was silence for a while but then when everyone got what I had just said there was a roaring laughter. All of the "gangstas" in the class room where cracking up like: "White girl, you crazy!!... now when you gonna make more snicker doodles?"6
Author notes
I live in a Black neighbor hood, lot's o' fun. These are true stories about being one of the few white people.
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Biznatch, I am not always on my rag... white girl, you ridin the bus now.
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this is hilarious! i like how you write so casually, too. its as if you are sitting with me outside on the curb somewhere and you are just going on and on about all these funny instances and i'm there smacking my knee in hilarity. i like that feeling.
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ya... I suck at spelling period...Lmao... My fave was the thrid
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Lmao, the last one was so funny. They must have thought you were really stupid lol, but it was humorous. Lol, it really did make me smile. Nice work too.
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