After a lonesome eternity in Eden's Garden, Adam calls out to God:1
"Lord, I have a problem!"2
"What's problem could there be, Adam?" God replies.3
"Well You've created me, providing much, but I'm just not happy."4
"You know I like the animals, yet everyone has a mate but me."5
"Well, I've the perfect solution, I'll bring a woman into your reality."6
"What's a 'woman', Lord?"7
"The woman will be your better-half, a sensitive, intelligent, beauty;8
She'll be gifted as to 'figure out what you want' before you want it.9
Like the sun, she'll brighten your days and understand all your moods.10
Not even Eden's garden or Heaven's stars can compare with her beauty.11
She's perfect for you; her loving-care will complete you as a whole."12
"Wow, that sounds great."13
"Perhaps so but this is going to cost you, Adam." 14
"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?" Adam replies.15
"She'll cost you a bit more than an arm and a leg." 16
Adam curiously ponders, looking rather pensive-, he finally asked God:17
"Uh, what can I get for a rib?"18
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Psalm 2:1–4 says:
“Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed, saying, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us. He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.” www.swordofthelord.com/archives/DayGodLaughs.htm
ROME (AP) — Scholars say the Old and New Testament are riddled with humorous references and aim to set the record straight at a three-day congress, “Laughter and Comedy in Ancient Christianity.” cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Features/2005/02/14/930916.html
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