Elsa the Great yawned. Jim was in the corner, scratching himself. 1
"Jim, I think I'll turn in for the night--- I'll leave my duckies behind, just in case you need to be entertained." she said, undoing the velcro on her fuzzy yellow slippers, letting loose the fuzzy yellow ducks. They scurried over to Jim, chirp-quacking all the way.2
Jim picked them up, giggling. "Me likee duckies!" Jim said as Elsa walked out of the room, mumbling. 3
"My ducks. My ducks!" she rubbed her hands as her eyes darted around.4
Meanwhile, Scary the Scarecrow sat, his blond, curly head bent low over an official looking paper. His brow was creased, and his dress crumpled. 5
Hunky Male Body Gaurd #1/Speedo Model scratched his ladies stocking. "Boss, I'm tired."6
Scary the 3rd looked up, a deranged look in his eyes. "Tired? TIRED?!?" he bent his head low again. "Get me a drink, I'm afraid my lip gloss is smudged. Vodka always leaves a shiny finish."7
Hunky Male Bodyguard #2/Speedo Model blew his pink plastic whistle. A little piggy in a tuxedo walked in, holding a silver platter, quivering.8
"Aha! Piggy, piggy, down the stream! Piggy piggy piggy piggy, cross-dressing is a dreeeeeaaaaammmm!" Scary sang, to the tune of, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."9
"How's the scheme going?" asked Hunky Male Bodyguard #1/Speedo Model.10
"Good, good, a nip tuck there and a special touch there and I'll we'll have Jim in no time. I need his pink collard and leash!" Scary said.11
Next morning, Elsa the Great woke up and went downstairs. Jim was nowhere to be seen! Whatever shall our great heroine do now? Da da da daaaa.... da da da daaaa...12
"Oh, shut up." Elsa said, irritated. She looked around. Jim wasn't in the microwave, playing with the duckies, labouring in the fields... where could he be?13
Just then, she heard multiple whimpers in the corner. Pulling back 14
the window shade, she saw- "MUTILATED DUUCKIEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"15
"Leeeeeeet meeeeeeeee goooooooooooooooooo!" screamed Jim at the top of his lungs.16
Elsa burst into Scarys' underground lair, garbed in her Sunday best. She brandished her plastic sword.17
"Don't worry, Jim, I've-" suddenly, she stopped. Jim was holding a microphone, and swaying in time with the beat of his screams, or, rather, singing.18
Hunky Male Body Guard #2/Speedo Model was at the piano, pounding on the keys, while Hunky Male Bodyguard #1/Speedo Model was jamming at his electric guitar. 19
Scary was sitting in the corner, wearing Jims' pink rhinestone leash and collar, looking very pleased with himself. 20
"The Killers? Rock on, dudes!" Elsa cried, grinning broadly and grabbing her own microphone. She started screeching the words to, "Mr.Brightside." Everyone went silent.21
"Ew." said Jim, disgusted, shaking his head. 22
Hunky Male Bodyguards #1 & #2/ Speedo Models scurried over to Elsa, each taking one arm. They threw her out of the underground lair, and returned, dusting their hands.23
Everyone began to seriously rock out.24
When Jim came home the next day, Elsa the Great was nowhere to be seen. He looked all around the house, and finally found her sitting in his microwave, stroking the duckies, who looked absolutely terrified.25
"My precious... my precious... duckies..."26
Author notes
"Devil Goes Down to Georgia" Good luck with your contest.
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Oops, I mean the parrot poem.
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Thanks. I commented on the poem by supergirl45817.
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did you coment on any of the poems by the poets?if you did put it here.
P.s it was funny!
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