There once was a little gingerbread man. He lived in a gumdrop palace. The gingerbread man was very hungry one day and decided to make a delicious meal. So he decided to a person to eat. The gingerbread man had to make himself a list of ingredients The list was like so:1
Brain2
Liver3
Heart4
Kidneys5
Lungs6
Skeleton7
Skin8
Eyes9
Ears10
Nose11
Mouth12
Eyebrows13
Fleshie meat partz14
Stomach15
and other necissary human parts16
At the grocery store he was able to find all he needed to make his masterpiece. As well as running into some other friends shopping for human parts.17
When he got home he went right to work on his creation. After assembling the man he opened his enormous oven and shove the man in. He turned the nob to over under thirty, fat and lazy. Because he wanted a nice and juicy morsel. 18
But suddenly half way through the procedure, the man suddenly gained conciousness and hopped out of the oven at age seventeen. It was naked but ran fast quickly sprinting out of the palace. The teen was lean had curly hair was very hot and had questions about himself and life.19
The teen sprinted into the city, and everyone stared oddly at him. The cities major decreded him legally insane. He was taken care of by a kind elederly witch. The Witch named the teen Jeremy. The witch had a magically hockey stick and she practiced black magic on the poor innocent little Jeremy. 20
Jeremy grew up with mental issues. One day there was a large ball held by cinderella and her husband to try to wed there daughter Shantell. The young Jeremy turned into a pumpkin and rolled to the ball, where he was attacked by twelve blind mice. After fighting off the mice he went to the castle and tried to win the heart of the princess Shantell. 21
But Shantell thought he was very ugly and disgusting and slapped him across the face. And jeremy screamed like a little girl. 22
But the gingerbread man had also attended the ball and found his creation and casually bit off his leg dragged him to the back of the garden and ate him slowly leaving only little gaps of time between screams.23
The End24
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Oh NO! not the gumdrop button!.. that is how they feel about being eaten... well at least in Shrek that is...
This was very entertaining, very imaginative and shows me something about fairy tales... make it a fairy tale and you can write anything incredible and we bought into them as children... this was fun to read.. a gorey fairy tale! -
The teen sprinted into the city, and everyone stared oddly at him. The cities major decreded him legally insane. He was taken care of by a kind elederly witch. The Witch named the teen Jeremy. The witch had a magically hockey stick
wow-this is a very depressing and odd story. I feel sorry for Jeremy
, but I think its interesting how you mixed it from a gingerbread man to a human. It makes me wonder how gingerbread men feel when we eat them (lol)
Well, its a bit dark, but I sort of like it-keep it up, AP pal
Gem
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