News Flash!!1
Peter Cottontail found drugged in his Hollywood Home!2
Authorities are keeping quiet about the details of this mysterious case, but a source, who asked to remain anonymous, says that Peter, the rabbit made famous in the Easter song and then later acted in a series of Cadbury commercials, may have eaten some poisonous carrots.3
Rumor has it that the brother of this famous rabbit is none other than Pedro Bunny the geneticist that was brought under indictment last year for trying to create super lettuce and carrot varieties. It is believed that he has found a way to implant triptophan into carrots. 4
Outlook is grim for a full recovery by Peter, but several specialists have been called in. An all points bulletin has been placed for Pedro and any tips leading to his capture should be sent to savepeterrabbit@KBUNNews.fun5
We hope to have more information for you soon. 6
Author notes
some times inspiration hits and we would really have been better off dodging that stick....
But then again life is meant to be lived.
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Hi, You have a trophy waiting for you:
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Great!!!
This was soo funny, great job, never thought I seen anything along those lines, kept me laughing throughout the whole piece, very unique, thanks for the pick me up!!! -
The sisters - hmm that is a good question I will have to give you the only answer I have - Google it!
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Hehe Hoho! This is excellent parody of the sensational news, Susan, great fun with aspersions cast in the most likely direction, Pedro will never live it down. Peter Rabbit and Peter Cottontail, I always mix them up. Which ones has three sisters, Flopsy, Mopsy and Topsy? Is is important or trivial?
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I that the bunny that used to say, "Bock, bock, bock, bock" on the Cadbury commericals? Of course I remember him. I hear he had drug problems and that is why he stopped acting. Supposedly he spent his last years demanding thatpeople call him "Pete" and that he refused to talk about his show biz days. A sad ending.
The antidote for triptophan is Moxie.
The anitdote for poor Yemmish humor is a boot to my behind...ouch!
Thank you Miss L for this funny piece...and for indulging my silliness.
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Considering my feelings for evil rabbits, I had better say nothing at all.
Damn egg stealing beasts.
John
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This is just adorable and gave me an early morning laugh. Very creative! And especially cute.
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LMAO. Silly lady! What a funny erm tail Triptophan isn't poisonous but it sure would make for one sleepy bunny! At first I thought Peter was dead
Amusing tale he he he
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